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Close enough welcome back cover of alecto the ninth

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Also, ALSO, was that a Theresa May reference when Susan Twist came out on stage with the awkward dance???

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“Average person writes 3 pages about the sewers of Paris per book" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person writes 0 pages about the sewers of Paris per book. Victor Hugo, who died & wrote over 10,000 pages per book, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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RIP Michael Distortion you would have loved needle guy

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THE MARCH SISTERS as ORIGINAL ALBUMS OWNED BY TAYLOR SWIFT (inspired by x & x)

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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isaac specifically saying that he reads tons of romance books and he knows what romance supposed to be like but he still doesn't know how it's supposed to feel in real life oh that's a particularly brutal species of aroace pain that i understand deeply and i really want to hug him

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i desperately need a full season of just muriel learning about various things on earth, like i need to see them react to a duck, i know for a fact theyd love it so much

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50 years is a long time, mojo dojo casa house sat quietly on that beach

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Si Sancho ha llegado tan lejos es para ganar

Propaganda under the cut!

Spock:

"The model first officer of Starfleet, Captain James T Kirk's right hand Vulcan/Human hybrid. A genius scientist in every possible field, a skilled ship commander and the eternal voice of logic. Available in Leonard Nimoy, Zachary Quinto or Ethan Peck varieties."

"Him and his captains devotion to each other literally started modern fandom ❤️"

"He and Kirk are space husbands"

Sancho Panza:

"he follows quixote around everywhere and is super loyal to him. he feels a lot of fondness & affection for quixote. also they're foils what's not to love.

and he's the second-in-command of the protagonist of the #1 best-selling novel of all time. that has to count for something right"

"icon legend the moment the og if you squint really hard.a baddie tbh."

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Cosas en las que apoyo a España

- Competiciones deportivas

- Eurovision (solo a veces)

- Esta encuesta

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Kronk:

"look at him. they guy is such a stupid himbo. And he's fluent in squirrel and can tALK TO ANIMALS!! also like. he's the origin of a lot of memes,,"

"Pull the lever, Kronk!"

Sancho Panza:

"he follows quixote around everywhere and is super loyal to him. he feels a lot of fondness & affection for quixote. also they're foils what's not to love.

and he's the second-in-command of the protagonist of the #1 best-selling novel of all time. that has to count for something right"

"icon legend the moment the og if you squint really hard.a baddie tbh."

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some magical books 📗 💜 🌿

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Mi bebé (Luke) perderá pero se irá contra un grande

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Luke Triton:

"He's fairly competent on his own but still has a lot to learn. Him and Layton also have a father/son dynamic that just warms my heart every time I see it. Not only that, but according to the new trailer Luke is now a detective himself! The student has become the master :') Oh yeah, and he can talk to animals."

Spock:

"The model first officer of Starfleet, Captain James T Kirk's right hand Vulcan/Human hybrid. A genius scientist in every possible field, a skilled ship commander and the eternal voice of logic. Available in Leonard Nimoy, Zachary Quinto or Ethan Peck varieties."

"Him and his captains devotion to each other literally started modern fandom ❤️"

"He and Kirk are space husbands"

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Ten of Spades

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Ace of Spades

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Space Ace Space Ace

The Queen of Spades, the asexual pride knight! Her armor is engraved with constellations and in her hands she wields a sword forged from the fabric of space itself ♠️✨