Oh haruki
You’re not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you want a cat, all you have to do is choose a life in which you can have a cat. It’s simple. It’s your right.
Haruki Murakami
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About me
watch in amazement as i flawlessly shift from emotionally detached to emotionally overwhelmed and unstable in a mere .72 seconds
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Why don't you use capital letters?
the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman
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Stop liking this page I am too lazy to fix this atm..
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Sad dumb baby omg
this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there
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date someone who will…fuck I don’t know *spins wheel*…make you blueberry pancakes *spins wheel* on wednesday mornings *spins wheel* after you lose at mario kart
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Turn your handwriting into a font
I discovered this by accident and I thought it was really funny and cute:
1. Download the template from MyScriptFont website
2. Write out the alphabet and numbers in your style, using a black marker (felt pen). This is mine:
3. Scan the template
4. Upload to the MyScriptFont website, name it, set the format and click “send file”
5. Download it to your computer and install
And check out my result!
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Can you imagine walking into a art gallery and the whole exhibit is just Viper’s album art?
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