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demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

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They make me ill

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happy superman day!! i don't have anything specifically for today but here's some kissing practice turned painting practice that i (predictably) got carried away with

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how frequently do you get hostile anon asks or dms on tumblr?

- every day

- a few times a week

- a few times a month

- a few times a year

- a few times ever

- never happened

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adopting this into my vocabulary

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pro tip: if your child isn't very good at keeping up with an essential life skill, you should absolutely make them feel ashamed of it to the point they'd rather hide the problem than risk letting you see it

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this interaction has no right being this funny

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headcanon that sans is actually really bad at flirting

(click for better quality!]

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They mean the world to me

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saw people talking about frisk and narrachara on twitter again. good

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I don’t have that dog in me, I have that gator in me. Bask in sun. Bask in water. Eat fish. Run weirdly. Burry children in sand. Bask.

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the heart shaped locket with a portrait of my nemesis inside stays ON during sex

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fuck off. I just know if I was a dog and my owner let go of my leash i'd be the dog that stops walking and looks at the owner for reassurance and not the dog that runs free

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“characters in fic are too good at identifying scents” is officially an “his eyes did not literally darken” level of complaint to me now like it’s about the drama it’s about the romance it’s about atmosphere it’s about taking you to a heightened version of reality!!! please suspend your disbelief at least enough for vibes-based sensory descriptions it will be So Worth It i promise

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languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.