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the fact that Merlin is just… Arthur’s guy

like Merlin just follows him about and tells stupid jokes to make him laugh/annoy him and can be found wrestling Arthur on the ground most of the time

and yeah maybe he throws Arthur’s laundry into the darkest corner of the room and lets rats run riot in Arthur’s stuff and is constantly disappearing off to the tavern?? But he knows everything that’s happening in Arthur’s life, like why he has stew in his hair, and knows when Arthur needs him to be serious and supportive, and knows that Arthur is truly a softy who just wants to do right by his people

and Arthur just doesn’t really know what to do when Merlin’s not there, like it’s completely unnatural for them not to be together

like they push each other around and cry to each other and insult each other and are each others support system and they have separation anxiety and they tell inside jokes and hold intense eye contact and would die for each other and I’m going to throw up-

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“i asked chatgpt—”

ok well i asked the cryptic fucking dragon that was imprisoned underground 20 years ago and he told me that no one can choose or escape their destiny so. he may have also told me i have a soulmate in the guy whose guts i hate but i dont really have time to think about that right now

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Being a teenage girl has never been so hard (ao3 is down)

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bitches be like how did you know i’m gay and then look like this

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love is buying someone a book and writing a note to them on the first page

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idk what """gender""" is but when i like girls it's gay and when i like boys it's also gay hope that clears things up