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((Happy 10 year anniversary of the release of [PROTOTYPE], everyone))

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((I mean... yea))

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[[I can’t really give context for this it’s BS to do with the vampire AU i mentioned and has NOTHING to do with this blog but it’s gross and sort of Alex so here, ]]

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no shit.

We can do that too! That would be neat.

Hm, I can probably hitch a plan and then get inside one way or another. There is still water right? That’s not gone?

..Yeah, the New York Bay still exists, even if I did drop a nuke into it. But I’m giving the same warning to you, the entire island is an active warzone wrapped up in a zombie apocalypse. And if either side sees you with me, there’s about a 50/50 chance of them either running away or calling in reinforcements. 

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A friend.

If you say so.

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[[is there like an alternate “citrus scale” type tag for go/re Because,]]

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【PROTO:0120】

アクリルスタンドのラフだよ。

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You don't have to be disguised as my friend. You already are.

...Who are you?

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It's not like there's a shortage here.

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…Wasn’t checking tumblr.

It wasn’t as cold last night. Doesn’t really matter.

Yeah but you wasted energy looking for me… :{

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...Wasn't checking tumblr.

It wasn't as cold last night. Doesn't really matter.

I told you I have a hard time telling when you’re serious or not. Half the shit you people say is nonsense, how am I supposed to know?

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I'm really fast.

I can spook people. Wouldn't think I'd be hard to hear coming with how much I weigh, right, but I can be quiet if I want to be. Sneak up on someone, no idea I'm there. Then, gone in a blink. It's funny.

...Do you have a way of getting here? Like I said, it's fucking dangerous. Blackwatch is gonna be trying to glass anything unusual they see.

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I’m too heavy for most cars. Besides, I can outrun them.

…Look, I know you’re trying to do fun wordplay here, but you’re gonna have to come out and say exactly what you mean, otherwise I might not get it.

Guessing you’re just talking about general mayhem. I am good at that.

Shit, I didn’t think of that. Also you can what?

No, I meant actually messing with the passer by’s. As in you know, sticking your face out at them? Spooking people a bit? Fun like that.

Mayhem is fun. I once stuck a digging machine underneath a bridge. Want to do something like that? We could sneak into a construction site.

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I told you I have a hard time telling when you're serious or not. Half the shit you people say is nonsense, how am I supposed to know?

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It's not like I sleep.

@viral-apex You weren’t up all night looking for me, were you?

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Ha, ha.

some of you guys dont eat for taste or pleasure and it shows

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I'm too heavy for most cars. Besides, I can outrun them.

...Look, I know you're trying to do fun wordplay here, but you're gonna have to come out and say exactly what you mean, otherwise I might not get it.

Guessing you're just talking about general mayhem. I am good at that.

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Oh, I’m damn good at messing with people. Believe me.

Games?

Yeah, games! Like driving in a car and messing with people passing by, things like that.

Or smaller games too, I don’t know what you like.

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By Evahlis