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Lestrade’s phone passcode is totally “Greg” because the only person to try to hack his phone would be Sherlock and it’s the one thing he doesn’t know.

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Psych & Tumblr

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can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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poetry

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i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

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there’s this dude I knew who got in trouble for wearing a I <3 boobies bracelet at school but he refused to take it off so they called his mom to have an in person conference aND SHE SHOWED UP IN AN I <3 BOOBIES T-SHIRT. I SWEAR OUR PRINCIPAL BURST INTO FLAMES

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Wait but hear me out

ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment

hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to

slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something

gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

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i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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"Told you. Endings are the best part." "You’re such a weirdo."

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That’s why it’s love—it’s unconditional. Whether you commit a mistake or a hundred, I would still love you. They say the most romantic kind of love is the unfinished kind. The kind that will forever burn and mark your soul.

Chasing Imperfection (Pamela Ann)

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Imagine your icon licking a Popsicle in a seductive way, then dropping it on the ground and crying. 

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make me choose      ↳ alexisdenisof asked: shawn/gus or lassie/juliet?