My name is Abigail Brand and I am the Director of S.W.O.R.D. Sorry, I thought you knew that. Independent RP account for 616 Abigail Brand. "I’ve got green hair, which I did not dye. I speak off-world languages the human tongue cannot form. I got glowy hands, and I run the most important security organization in our system without benefit of social skills of any kind. I’m an alien, genius. On my father’s side."
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Fantomex: Apologies, but…..your child appears to be a flesh - eating alien.
A. Brand: And yours to be an Apocalypse.
Fantomex: Touche. Perhaps you’d like to join me for dinner sometime to….swap parenting advice?
A. Brand: Perhaps you’d like to get deported to Marts.
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He's America. How edgy. Abigail chose to ignore his sarcasm, hardly appreciating it yet the thought of arguing with a Monty Python wannabe really wasn't worth her time.
"Good. More people should apologise for not living up to my standards. Would make the world a better place."
That doesn’t set anything of this on the right foot of the American Black Knight at all. Dane’s features set into a frown. “My apologies for not living up to the standards of the Commander of SWORD.”
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No, I don't give a damn about whether Jean Grey is alive or not. Honestly, I've giving up caring because it seems to change yearly.
What I'm not happy about is that you look like you should be in high school. Which means time travel, and I fucking hate time travel.

… And I’ll add you to my list of people who aren’t happy to see me.
Alive.
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[ It was all going so well. She was thoroughly enjoying herself. And then the bastard picked her up ]
Hank if you don't put me down this instant I swear to Go–– Something I will grab my gun and shoot your big blue BUTT!
[ He smiled softly against her lips at her evident change of reaction, and he deepens the kiss slightly before pulling back, only to lift her up over his shoulder. He chuckled and made his way to his own room, holding her firmly by her thighs as she protested ]
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You mean McCoy? Yeah, I might. Wait ... you're not ... Shit.
viridiancommander

—You know Henry.
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[ She squawked at first, honestly not seeing the move coming and protesting to be pulled into a hold of such manner. Yet, when his lips met hers, she seemed to melt. Hands found their way into soft blue fur as her eyes closed, tension that had built up over the past weeks momentarily forgotten ]
I think I have just the cure.
[ He took her by the waist and dipped her, planting a firm kiss to her lips ]
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captainxwhizbang

"Danvers. What can I do for you?"
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[ Cringes at this words ]
Ever heard of a Mood-killer, Hank.
[ Smiles happily before giving her another one; this one’s a little longer ]
Who’s your blueberry muffin?
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[ Huffs at him but obliges, leaning in to give him the kiss he desires ]
[ Sticks face out for a kiss ]
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If I wanted a hotel, Hank, I would've paid for one myself.

Thanks, Tabby. I'll try not to cause too much trouble.
I can put you up in a hotel, if you prefer. I know you and Logan aren’t on the best of terms…

[ You can stay forever] You can stay for as long as you like, ma chérie.
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It's tempting.

Are you going to kidnap me so I don’t have a choice, again?
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"I probably did have clearance. There's just been too much going on to give a shit about your constant melodrama, Barnes.. Do you know how many emails I get in an hour?"
She barely raised a brow. "Knock it off before I make you wish you were dead."

” —— Or somethin’. Would ‘a thought they’d give you clearance for that, Brand. Just came back to haunt you…” He puts up both hands. “Boo.”
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kid-omega
"No."
"Whatever it is, no."
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elasticbrilliance

"Hank's not here, Richards. Try the labs."
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danewhitman
"A Knight. A Fucking knight. This is why I avoid the UK, all the shit you guys deal with is still stuck in the dark ages."
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justhawkeye
"Yes?"
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