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Get. Onto. Your. Representatives.
(And romance fans / writers? THIS MEANS YOU.)
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I made my town tune a really long high note to see what would happen and I did not expECT ISABELLE OMG I’M CRY
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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet
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uh oh. thinking once again about largest gathering of walrus....
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“I wish you may be as passionate about something as my dog is passionate about playing fetch”
(via)
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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???
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various useful nba quote graphic memes some more real than others. some more nba than others
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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao
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I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom
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you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this
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