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New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

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you’re not welcome at pride if you don’t support black lives matter. you’re not welcome at pride if you don’t support trans people. you’re not welcome at pride if you support what the cops are doing to protesters right now across this country. to do so is a spit in the face to pride itself and the people that fought for our rights.

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hello dark mode users :)

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DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

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People say that self inserts are cringy but remember that famous poet Dante Alighieri, who wrote one of the most important works in Italian literature, straight up made a giant three part fan fiction where he and his idol/mancrush, the famous poet Virgil, journey through Hell on behalf of his dead girlfriend and everyone who he didn’t like was there and suffered punishment for all eternity and then he blames three whole popes and the entire fucking city of Florence, Italy for the shitty state of the Church and over seven hundred years later it’s played a major influence in Western culture people are still praising it and analyzing it so honestly who gives a fuck lmfao

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ah, a transphobe, are ya? *bug sprays you right in the mouth*

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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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rick riordan really went there with the original percy jackson series.. he wrote a story about a kid with adhd living in an abusive, low income household who realizes that the generation before him created a world that he and the rest of his generation could not possibly thrive in and then refused to acknowledge that the society they crafted was detrimental to their children,, percy must make the decision to demand change in the end;

meanwhile his antagonist is a blond haired blue eyed kid from one of the top 20 richest towns in the united states who should have had it all but was denied it, causing him to come to the same realization years before percy ever does, but he believes the answer to their problems is to look to the past, to the traditions and methods of the Good Old Days without recognizing that the corruption and depravity of that era will only continue the cycle if they are implemented in the present day – luke believes the world needs to return to its former glory whereas percy realizes that the system will always be corrupt if they don’t invest in an entirely new way to support the younger generation and basically what im saying is rick riordan has been stoking the revolution in us since middle school

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a woman’s existence should not be political.

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Reblog if you agree

AVENGERS: ENDGAME DID STUCKY SO WRONG.

no matter if you ship them as a romantic couple or not, whether you just see them as best bros or a pair that’s meant to be, the lack of stucky scenes is just disappointing. there was literally only 1 scene at last???? bucky was literally arguably the most influential person on steve’s life. from TFA to TWS to CW, it was all Bucky. and what are you doing with them now that steve’s superhero journey is ending?? they didn’t even get a proper farewell at last.

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ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

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Petition for RDJ to take over Stan Lee’s cameo in every new marvel movie, in increasingly bad costumes

I was thinking one of these bad boys

Marvel I beg of you