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if you don't pirate stuff they won't let you get into heaven

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great! now do the same medical study with women

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Your Demons Have Good Advice, Actually - a short comic about moving on after trauma with a fresh new start

cant believe i drew this entire thing and STILL misspelled ‘whether’

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Horse figure of the day: HSC Fables "Togetherness"

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A post with 20 notes is *everything* it took to make tumblr drop the AI Porn Sponsor. a grand total of maybe 12 people (generous) saying something to the app store is ALL IT TOOK. Remember that. Weild Unfair Double Standards Like A Fucking Baseball Bat.

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this rules

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rare Zac Oyama monologue

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🐁⚡🥞🍰🍓😋

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cape buffalo

GORGEOUS!!!

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Magnificent Frigatebird Fregata magnificens

7/26/2023 Guanacaste, Costa Rica

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I made this out of the rage I felt from seeing transphobic, butchphobic and enbyphobic comments in my tl.

Being a lesbian is part of my identity too and I refuse to let other people tell me I am not a lesbian just because I don't fit their binary perception of things. It's so sad to see other lesbians shitting on butches and gender non-conforming or non-binary lesbians.

But hey, we are here and we're not going anywhere, I am not going anywhere. I've always been a loud lesbian and I'll always be.

Keep being loud, proud and gentle with other lesbians and be fierce with the ones who try to erase us.

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HEY! YOU!!

Are you:

Using the Tumblr App? AND

Constantly being Advertised Pornographic Content regardless of your content settings with no way to fix it aside from giving Tumblr money?

GOOD NEWS!! YOU, YES YOU, CAN REPORT THE TUMBLR APP TO YOUR RESPECTIVE APP STORE FOR POLICY VIOLATION!!

yes, both the google play store and the apple app store DO NOT ALLOW anything that actively advertises pornographic or otherwise sexually stimulating services! I was okay with flesh hat guy, annoying, but whatever. That being said, I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than look at Corporate-Approved Computer Generated Anime Vulva.

Would I narc if it were just as easy for the userbase to post hole? absolutely not!! but this is stupid and malicious and i cant even open the app in polite company anymore, forget public!! tumblr policy is "hole for me but not for thee"? bullshit!

HERE'S WHAT TO DO:

on apple/iOS:

go to the app store

find tumblr

click flag app

look for "pornographic content"

explain about your experience with the porn ads!

on android/google play:

go to the google play store

find the tumblr app

click the "..." menu and find "flag app"

it should have a dropdown menu under one of the options that says "report for policy violation" or something similar

report for "innapropriate content".

it is NOT user sumbitted. this content is sponsored by and of direct approval of tumblr staff.

it will ask you for the package name. the package name is "com.tumblr"

Let me be clear: I dont fucking believe in the sanitization of the net. Your theoretical kids need better theoretical parents and you trying to take that role is fucking creepy, at best. but gdi i ALSO believe in people curating their own experience, and that can not and should not be locked behind a paywall. WEILD DOUBLE STANDARDS/UNFAIR RULES LIKE A GODDAMN BAT. STAFF IS NOT THE TOP OF THE LADDER.

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"Im Punk and youre a Poser" girl, you live in an area where you have access to other shit and you still shop at Amazon, pay for Discord, and almost exclusively use The Nazi Platform, for Nazis, formerly known as Twitter, owned and operated by A Nazi. Im no punk and never said I was, but I think the only thing you are is Satire.

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this is the full video of patti lupone breaking the sound barrier at the 1988 tony awards btw

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation