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-- Sunny Girl.

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hot girls have mental disorders and sleep with plushies

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Reblog to meow at prev

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i'm realizing that whenever my gf approaches me i instictively wiggle my butt as if i'm wagging my tail

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it's legitmately sooo fucked up that i can't just visit the outer solar system whenever i want

let me exploreeeeee >:(

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[girl who would like to take a break from being a person voice] yeah no I'm just a little tired today

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me when i age regress but only by two years so i'm basically the same

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a girl is a collection of impulses and mechanisms shambling through life in a cute way

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everyone stop what you're doing and appreciate low res manga tataru carrying watermelon

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Thancred paid a friendly visit to S'mhivre's cabin, but when she noticed that he had eaten the last xibruq pibil she'd been saving for herself when she wasn't looking, she confronted him with barely-concealed incandescent rage.

"Well how was I supposed to know!? It's not as if it had your name on it, and it was just sitting by the other snacks you leave out for guests!"

She continued to silently glare at him.

"Mhivre-"

"Dirty thieves don't get to call me that, Mister Waters," she said. "Hmm, though perhaps I could find it in my heart to forgive you if you got on your knees and begged..."

"Oh, come on! You can't be serious."

"...I'm waiting."

Sigh.

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“I have friends who died in military service to protect this country” lol. lmao even

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they're watching movies

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it's me field scientist gf who comes home all sweaty with twigs in her hair and smelling like a wetland