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Kuli the one-eyed cat started surfing when he was 6 months old after being rescued from the streets of Honolulu. He has no fear of water because he was bathed a lot while recovering from eye surgery.

As far as surfing cats go, Kuli is a pro - although he does wear a teeny-tiny-yet-functional life preserver on occasion.

He seems pretty content with life, even immediately following surgery.

I just want to point out that you may never again see another photo that includes a one-eyed cat, drenched in water, floating on a surfboard, perfectly chill, in front of a double rainbow.

Source

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let’s forget about pineapple for a minute

if you don’t eat pizza crust you’re a coward

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Food Network shows are fake because when they drop food into hot oil they don’t run away when the grease starts popping

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mom lalonde to rose in a baby voice: here comes the air plane!

Rose in her most fluent English: mother that is a spoon

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not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

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hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

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one day all the people in this fandom will move on and many will become accomplished writers out in the real world and they’ll be original and unique and never betray their fandom origins, but one day you’ll pick up a book off the shelf at a bookstore and it’ll be written in second person present and you’ll just Know

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I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

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I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.

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learned so much about #watercolor today with @arthubmnl and @heynikkiusofine 💕 thanks so much you guys!! #art #painting

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How do u get Tumblr to stop showing u ads for that game where poorly animated heterosexuals make bad life decisions?

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THEYRE REALLY MARRIED?????

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we are now in post-canon pre-epilogue intermission 1

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they got uh… rosemarried

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BOI

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OKAY SO RIGHT HERE IN JUST THIS ONE PICTURE WE HAVE JADEROSE CHILD, JOHNKAT GRUB, ROXREZI LOOKING CHILD, AND A COUPLE OF OTHER ONES I CANT REALLY TELL

IT LOOKS LIKE A DAVE/SOMEONE BABY WHO’S ALREADY GOT A SWEET PAIR OF SHADES, I’M SO PROUD

A KANREZI GRUB, ERISOMETHIN, AND AN ARAFEF GRUB ON KARKAT’S HEAD

SO BASICALLY I OWE HUSSIE MY LIFE AND MY SANITY

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