about to make a great decision at the shadowfell with my pack of good influences :)
12 notes
·
View notes
I stand with my cancelled wife
23K notes
·
View notes
where do i find duncan egg. is this a breakfast item. is it at ihop
you’re thinking of their cousin duncan donut. dunk and egg is at the bookstore. or other places if you’re sneaky
26 notes
·
View notes
really funny seeing you talk about miscellaneous targs solely by vaguely describing them. i don’t know who anyone is after the dance. you could just make up a guy and i’d believe you. you could tell me there was actually a fully accepted queen regnant named daera and i’d just have to believe you
okay anon your homework assignment is to read the hedge knight and come back to me with a book report about daeron the drunken
37 notes
·
View notes
I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
59K notes
·
View notes
Since we're speculating on which Blackfyre Rebellion Girlies would have claimed Which Dragons which dragon does Daenerys bring with her to Dorne
morning :)
22 notes
·
View notes
blackfyres in 215 ac looking at what might be their greatest PR opportunity of the century because the Targaryen dynasty is facing significant illness, drought and general instability in the realm, an absentee king who is a complete puppet for his evil kinslaying abomination uncle and who will be succeeded by a mad kinslaying teenage girl heir. The next candidate for heir is also a kinslayer whose two adult sons are 1) that one homie who is clearly just not going to make it and 2) ludicrously comically evil and unstable. and daemon ii blackfyre looked at all of this and somehow fumbled harder than anyone has ever fumbled before. that’s real.
king aerys i targaryen naming the first female heir since the dance of the dragons (it’s his insane niece. who is mad with grief. because she accidentally killed the previous heir who was her brother and also her husband in some sort of grotesque accident. who is now the heir because she is a kinslayer.) where would we be without our allies
187 notes
·
View notes
king aerys i targaryen naming the first female heir since the dance of the dragons (it’s his insane niece. who is mad with grief. because she accidentally killed the previous heir who was her brother and also her husband in some sort of grotesque accident. who is now the heir because she is a kinslayer.) where would we be without our allies
187 notes
·
View notes
robert baratheon
160 notes
·
View notes
7K notes
·
View notes
Microsoft Word is an interesting program because it seeks to delay and hinder as much as possible the process of composing a document (on top of costing a bunch of money, being a subscription service, etc). It's like somebody decided to use their power as a monopolist for pure evil, just to make the world worse as a terminal value.
130 notes
·
View notes
I like Astarion still, just it's that i am in love with Minthara. 😳
64 notes
·
View notes
riverlands peasant or fleabottom resident?
60 notes
·
View notes
In your mind Who was the father of Gaels stillborn child? A random Singer? A Kingsguard? One Of her brothers? Jaehaerys himself?
if i wanted to be messy i could say well isn’t it kind of weird daemon who was gael’s same age did get unceremoniously and unwillingly married off far far away to the vale right around that time as arranged by queen alysanne gael’s codependent mother herself.
but really i don’t think it matters the whole point to me if there even is a point beyond her single paragraph of flavor text is that she is so isolated and no one knows her at all for her whole life that even the circumstances surrounding her decision to end it are hidden and obscured until both of her parents die years later.
60 notes
·
View notes
how do you feel about the theory that lancel will act as a character witness for sansa, as she saved his life at the blackwater and he would have insider info and us aligned with the church?
what is sansa on trial for. they must acquit.
24 notes
·
View notes