Crazy cat lady guy. stage name DJ Noir. can you believe ive been on this hellsite since 2011. born in 1984 any pronouns
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you ever just look over and see the animal?
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PolSci majors, what does it mean when judges want their own security service because the official security services are more loyal to a felon rapist than they are to the rule of law?
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$1.69
That’s the cost of my vegan lunch
But apparently that’s too expensive for people addicted to cheese & meat
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OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY
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