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At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

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jessy we have to fucking!!!!!!

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hey wanna know a secret

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Jerma and the Drew Crew

Nancy Drew: Sea Of Darkness \ Jerma985

something about his fit. go off

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hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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the cucks have unionized

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have you ever had surgery? (of any kind)

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Repo men took everything from me. I worked at my job for over 4 years and when I went to request PTO for my yearly vacation the system said I have zero recorded work hours at all, and that I'm not even clocked in. Boss said "just go for it then" and slammed the door behind me and when I turned around I couldn't see him through the window even though he was right there to usher me out. No car. Tried getting my wife and kids in an Uber but they all kept pulling up at half a mile per hour sparking and squealing loudly on 4 bare rims and the combined weight of my family cemented the car in place and then we really couldn't go anywhere. Drivers never charged me. I paid in other ways. Had to go and walk ourselves on down to Six Flags Fiesta Texas barefoot, wearing burlap sacks in the summer heat, and when we arrived the entire theme park was nothing but a barren flat of concrete with a bunch of rebar sticking out, loose bolts everywhere, and starkly pale areas of cement where its obvious roller coasters and buildings used to be that blocked it from the accumulated grime of foot traffic and soot and smoke from the nearby highway, which by the way, was completely populated by tow trucks.

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Adolf von Becker (1831 - 1909) - The Cat on the Pillow. Oil on canvas.

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Shark from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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he fucking bit me so I'm putting him outside for Hurricane Ian to end his miserable existence

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Source

A huge win for NYC! A better world is still possible

Next stop: general election

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Girl on girl inaction

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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identifying political ideologies by vague statements 2024 edition

• "both sides have gotten a bit extreme lately": conservative

• "i'm not really into politics": conservative

• "it's good to accept different opinions": conservative

• "i'm a conservative": 100% hitler

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