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The three types of signs

Aries 1: The stereotypical one. Loud and quick to anger, always getting into some shit.

Aries 2: The common one. Extremely emotional and is always going through extreme highs and lows.

Aries 3: The rare one. Super fun to be around and incredibly fun-loving and memorable.

Taurus 1: The stereotypical one. Rigid and materialistic. Super responsible and loves food.

Taurus 2: The common one. Is secure and easygoing. Can get easily offended, and obsesses over the rules.

Taurus 3: The rare one. Very very kind hearted and funny. Enjoys the company of others and makes people feel safe.

Gemini 1: The stereotypical one. Two-faced and talks too much sometimes. Can be a bit flighty.

Gemini 2: The common one. Communicates well and tells a lot of jokes. Sometimes lies a lot.

Gemini 3: The rare one. Is extremely funny and is fun to talk to. They're very very smart.

Cancer 1: The stereotypical one. Is nurturing and family-oriented and loves animals.

Cancer 2: The common one. Kind of annoying, but sweet. Means well, but sometimes comes on too strong.

Cancer 3: The rare one. Manipulative and the biggest liars. Really selfish.

Leo 1: The stereotypical one. Outgoing and popular. Is really loud and a leader, yet selfish.

Leo 2: The common one. Fun-loving, but sometimes aloof. Loves to chat, but can be dramatic at times.

Leo 3: The rare one. Is super shy, but will not stop talking once you get to know them. Genius. Has a big personality.

Virgo 1: The stereotypical one. Neat freak. Cares A LOT about school work.

Virgo 2: The common one. Has a dark sense of humor. Wears their heart on their sleeve. Gets easily offended.

Virgo 3: The rare one. Is very lazy and makes up stories for the fuck of it. Tells really corny jokes.

Libra 1: The stereotypical one. A popular airhead. Dresses beautifully and has a wicked sense of fashion.

Libra 2: The common one. Takes good care of themselves. Like to make others feel good about themselves.

Libra 3: The rare one. Gets angry over small things and is super opinionated. Starts a lot of drama.

Scorpio 1: The stereotypical one. Is usually goth, and starts a lot of problems with people.

Scorpio 2: The common one. Has an asshole sense of humor. Loves to have fun and raise hell and impress people.

Scorpio 3: The rare one. Is very dark and mysterious. Keeps to themselves, and is often very intimidating.

Sagittarius 1: The stereotypical one. Is cute and loves everyone. A very pure person, who does no harm.

Sagittarius 2: The common one. Has a lot of friends, but tends to be nosy and butts into other situations. TALKATIVE.

Sagittarius 3: The rare one. Does a lot of drugs and goes on all kinds of adventures. Always a mystery.

Capricorn 1: The stereotypical one. Rigid and conservative. Puts a lot of effort into their work.

Capricorn 2: The common one. Very sarcastic and funny. Uses their intelligence to their advantage, but shy.

Capricorn 3: The rare one. Has dark views on life, but has an intriguing personality, nonetheless.

Aquarius 1: The stereotypical one. Probably from another planet, doesn't make sense ever.

Aquarius 2: The common one. Pretty insensitive to emotions, and has trouble understanding people, but is unique as hell.

Aquarius 3: The rare one. Super hilarious and amazing people. Are incredibly artistic.

Pisces 1: The stereotypical one. A crying fish who is innocent and emotional and pure.

Pisces 2: The common one. Is kinda lazy, but has an adorable sense of humor and is laid back and easy going as hell.

Pisces 3: The rare one. Is probably a drug addict who never takes a shower, but is an artistic genius.

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The Signs: A Summary

*Use your Star/Sun sign or Ascending/Rising sign for accurate results!*

Aries: Can either be really rude or really childish. Maybe even both. They can also be accidentally rude. Super impulsive. Not necessarily self obsessed, but selfish; they only think of themselves, but not on purpose. Very passionate, especially in love. Stares a lot with curious eyes, always wondering. Has aggressive mannerisms. Very adventurous. Horny.

Taurus: They're the epitome of hobbits. They can be a bit boring, but they have good hearts and wise souls. Does things in a slow, steady manner, much like a tortoise. Super stubborn. Established and strong ideals/morals are intact. Not conservative like Capricorn, however. They tend to suppress their emotions. The release of these emotions after a long time can lead to violent rage and/or sobbing uncontrollably.

Gemini: Pretentious hipsters. Very chatty, especially with Libra. Can be pretty annoying at times. Has the potential to pick up ideas very quickly, but they don't pay attention. If they do pay attention, they're probably a genius. Many of them lie; they say one thing, but feel another. This relates to them being two-faced. They also may lie just because they can. Mischief and wit are two of their favorite things. They're probably the class clown.

Cancer: Home is where the heart is. They cry and whine a pretty good amount. Usually needs a nurturer in their life, typically one of their parents/guardians. Very impressionable. Emotions are a big part of their life. Very protective of loved ones. Super caring individuals who need someone to care for them back. Their bed is their safe place. They will probably ask you for reassurance a lot.

Leo: They feed off attention and affection, which is not necessarily a bad thing! Super flamboyant and an eternal child. They are very aware of how they are seen, which can lead to insecurity. This can lead to a shy Leo who is too afraid to show the animated side of them because all they can think of are the flaws they have picked out. They can also be very judgmental and rude. Super clingy, like Cancer. They make great actors due to their theatrical and dramatic disposition.

Virgo: Super chill geeks who love tech. Being with them is very soothing. Probably reads comic books. They think that anything can be analyzed. Very critical of themselves. Control and germ freak. Super intelligent, like they're practically geniuses. They are rather shy and introverted, but they become super silly and giggly around friends. Values humor, but is not very funny (jokes are all they can manage). The cheesy puns that Libra tells them makes them seem like they want to rip their throat out, but secretly, they love them. Super sarcastic all the time. Wants to be like Gemini.

Libra: Is deeply in love with love. Always feels the need to have some sort of romance in their life, whether it be a crush or a partner. Otherwise, they become very lonely. A lonely Libra is typically a sad Libra. Extremely giggly. They laugh at literally anything slightly funny. ANYTHING. They love to flirt and be charismatic. Super flighty and spaced out. No attention span, much like Gemini. They love to tell cheesy puns, especially to Virgo. Finds beauty in anything. Probably gets asked if they're high a lot. A thirst for adventure is close to their heart.

Scorpio: Super serious and deep. Extremely passionate in love, like Aries. They're very mysterious and cold on the outside, but on the inside, they have a roller coaster of emotions. Very possessive of ones they love because they don't want to lose them. Manipulative. Do not mess with them. They will hold a grudge forever. They're the ones to say what everyone else is too afraid to. They love to live life on the edge. They have a knack for reading people. Gets annoyed easily. Super scary and intimidating. When they fall for someone, they fall hard. They can become very obsessive in love.

Sagittarius: Care-free and optimistic. Has no filter. Super hilarious and likes to make fun of Virgo. Is probably best friends with Gemini. Is either super hated by the teacher or the teacher's pet. They're the life of the party. Eternal child like Leo. Has a very loud laugh. Will fight anything in their path. Doesn't like tension or emotions to ruin a good time. If they become emotionally attached to someone, they will push them away.

Capricorn: Very mature and mysterious, like Scorpio. They tend to have a screwed up, offensive sense of humor. They're very determined and will let absolutely nothing get in their way of a task. Very critical of others. Teacher's pet just like Sagittarius. They make great CEOs. They want to make their parent/s or guardian/s proud. They frown and speak out against anything they don't approve of. They are extremely focused. Values money over love. Very intellectual. They are old, wise souls, like Taurus.

Aquarius: Purely eccentric. They pride themselves in being weird and original, and value this in others. They have absolutely no cares about societal norms. Very detached and are not particularly fond of emotions, much like Sagittarius. Very sociable and has a thirst to change the world. They are very intellectual, like Capricorn. Are EXTREMELY flirty Maybe even more than Libra. They will flirt with anything that breathes. They can be pretentious and smart mouths.

Pisces: Daydreamers. EXTREMELY clingy like Scorpio. They fall in love everyday, and always need to be in love, and just as Libra does. Very spaced out and acts high like Libra, too. They like to escape from the world through any of the following: reading, music, alcohol/drugs, tv shows, video games, and love. They're very creative and imaginative. Very sensitive and cry a lot. Practically babies. They're gentle and would never even hurt a fly. In a world of their very own 99% of the time.

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