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oh so civil war guys can reenact their battles but when i, a 9/11 enthusiast
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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby
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god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink
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How are autocorrect algorithms getting so much worse? I haven't updated SwiftKey in literal years.
My phone autocorrected Justin to just
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there is a mouse and therefore there are yummy treats airdropped to this location immediately
TREATS TREATS TREATS
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In case anyone needed a beautiful bunny on their timeline tonight
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Oh God that's terrible is the property and physical capital okay
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We can put them back together....we have the technology...
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