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vivalasushi · 5 years
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me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep
me: wakes up exhausted
me: ok first of all
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“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”
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“Och vad jag bryr mig om nu Ă€r att se din blick sĂ„ sĂ„rad nĂ€r alla löften klingar falskt nĂ€sta gĂ„ng du lovar nĂ„gon allt”
— hĂ„kan hellström (via fridamlarssonn)
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this hit home
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my psych prof used to work in the gov and had to do a routine security check on hillary clinton during the election, and my prof showed up to her office wearing open toed heels and hillary’s security guy pulled her aside and said “can u change ur shoes. please don’t make me tell you why.” and my prof was like “no lmao i’ll wear whatever i want” so the security guy had to tell her that hillary didn’t like other women wearing open toed shoes when bill was around cause he has a thing for feet
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“Street cat in Istanbul“
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
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when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident
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do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy
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Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)
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cowboy love story
this town


.is big enough for the two of us
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when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once
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