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Christmas Eve at the Grave (1896) by Otto Hesselbom ❅ New Year’s Night (1984) by Sergei Andriyaka

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CW: Transmale Pregnancy, MCD, Angst

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Full under the cut

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improvised Christmas

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WHY ARE WE TRENDING AT #2 im frightened

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the. the soap shrine. no you can't just say that and not show it *dead from cute* this is amazing thank you so much I am loving every single page

✨ the soap shrine ✨

you're right how could i not show you guys. i'm so excited you're enjoying this chapter, thanks for reading and thanks for prompting this!

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i thibk i haivd covid

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Christmas Neil time!!!!!!!!

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drowning in a sea of stars

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Мне нравятся его мешки под глазами. Мне есть к чему стремиться.

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Ghost's genuine blushy, love heart face as he shares Soap with Gaz is killing me. He genuinely believes he's doing something wonderful for all of them. I love you and your morbid humour art. 🤍

if you keep encouraging him he might start charging for the lil soap baggies

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Nov. 21. 2023

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I’ve heard the joke on polish side of tiktok and can’t stop laughing

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soapghost post retirement doodles . they deserve a happy ending i think

also yes this is how i draw ghost’s face wow. first time i’ve posted that

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Ghost is a Great British Bake Off kinda guy, he'll put it on as background noise and suddenly he's been standing there for three episodes and has done nothing all day. Before watching he likes picking up a Victoria Sponge from Morrisons and just scranning it as he binge-watches it. In Soap's mind, it's his most endearing habit. And there's something really funny about hearing this deeply Mancunian voice go "Mary, what the fuck?" Under his breath when he disagrees with her or when he threatens to murder Paul Hollywood in every way possible because he thinks he's a smarmy cunt.

Soap is a Kitchen Nightmares man at heart, he's seen every episode and he favours the UK version. Ghost does not think it's an endearing habit because they'll be in the middle of eating dinner and he's forced to watch Gordon Ramsay scrape sludge off of the walls in the kitchen of a restaurant and it's vile. "That's fucking minging." "Then why are you watching it, Johnny?" "Fuck off, you love it." "I truly don't. Is Ramsay even Scottish? He doesn't bloody sound it." "He was born twelve miles from Glasgow, ya fuckin fanny."

Isn't the first time that Simon has woken up in an empty bed at three am and found Johnny bundled in a blanket on the couch, watching his favourite UK Kitchen Nightmares episodes and suddenly the show becomes a lot more bearable. "Nightmares?" "Aye." "We back at The Sandgate Hotel?" "Aye." "I always liked that one." "I'll restart it."