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“In every universe, except in this one.”

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sirius: remus isn’t a hear me out because everybody wants to fuck him

james:

peter:

remus:

james: i do think that’s something you should look into on your own time

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STOP MAKING MY LIL AWKWARD NERDY BOYS BE CONFIDENT AND SO SURE OF THEMSELVES!!! I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE NERDY NOT BECAUSE YOU FANFIC WRITERS MAKE THEM EGO MANIC ASSHOLES

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canon !!

MIGUEL DÍAZ VALENTINES’ DAY HCS.

— miguel’s love language is def gift-giving.

— he LOVES !!! giving you gifts.

— so, valentines’ day is def one of his fav holidays <3.

— imagine coming home from training, or work/school, and miggy just sitting there waiting for you to come home.

— you smile at him, and he immediately gets up to hug you.

— “i missed you..” he would say, and it would make you blush, because duh, it’s miguel.

— “i’m here now, right?” you would say back, and he would smile back at you, before reaching behind him to grab a box.

— “awh, miggy! you didn’t have to.” you would say, and he would immediately cut in.

— “you’re my girl, of course i did! now open them! please!” he would plead with you, making you roll your eyes.

— you would open the box, a box of chocolates and a little card would be in it.

— the chocolates would def be your favorite ones. and the card would have a little love letter. short, but sweet.

— then he would read behind him again, and this time he had a big ass teddy bear.

— “i know it’s cliche, but… i got you this too.” he would mumble out while blushing.

— “i love it, oh my god! i feel bad, i didn’t get you anything..” you would state, and he would shrug.

— “i think a kiss would do..” he would mumble, his turn to blush.

— “now that, i can do.” you would state, wrapping your arms around his neck and bringing him into a kiss.

— the night would end with you two cuddled on the couch, probably watching a cheesy rom-com.

this is my first time writing anything on tumblr , so pls be nice !!!

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💚steddie || ronance💛 parralels / chaotic 😜 gay || cool 😐 bi

commission for @szczypawice

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*Rossi walking into the bullpen with an arm full of stuffed animals* HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MY CHILDREN!

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Bev, rolling over in the middle of the night: You awake?

Ben, kissing her nose: Yeah.

Bill, rolling over in the middle of the night: You awake?

Stan: The fuck do you want dipshit?

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Spencer: what's up, dad?

Hotch, sick of the teams chaos: my blood pressure

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hotch: hey prentiss could you go gra-

emily, swinging around a knife: you needed me sir?

hotch: no, never mind. go get JJ.

later

JJ: did you need me, sir?

hotch: yes, i have a question. why on earth did you start dating prentiss?

JJ: i have no clue but it’s the best mistake i’ve ever made.

prentiss, from the other room: did you say miSTAKE?

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the bau as random shit my friends have said

Emily: y'know the lesbian emoji? 👩‍❤️‍👩

Emily: which one's the top and who is the bottom

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Emily: if abortion is murder then ultrasounds are child pornography!

JJ: emiLY NO-

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Spencer: so derek asked me to go for a walk with him-

Garcia: AHHH YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. I HAVE BEEN TRACKING YOUR RELATIONSHIP FOR YEARS AND YOU ARE F I N A L L Y GOING OUT.

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Derek, while Rossi, Emily and Spencer are talking in italian in front of him: italian is a made up language. this is bullshit.

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Rossi: why do i put up with you?

Hotch: because im your best friend-

Rossi: no, i dont think thats why. i think its pity.

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JJ: why am i the mother of so many people?

Hotch: join the club.

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Garcia: I feel like your tits match your personality.

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Morgan: “I’m a slut for Danger.”

JJ: “I’m a slut for Cheetos.”

Garcia: “I’m a slut for Caffeine.”

Reid: “I’m a slut for Magic.”

Emily: “I’m a slut for JJ.”

Morgan: “I’m a slut fo-wait what?”

Emily: “I uh...I mean I’m a slut for...

Everyone:...

Emily: “Yeah I got nothing. I said what I said.”

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if the bau had a group chat

*gideon, maeve, strauss, haley, roslyn, garcia’s parents, morgan’s dad, and emily left*

*JJ added emily to the group*

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i love the idea that people who come on the team later don’t know what happened to their team members before they came on. so like in 7.02 when Spencer yelled at jj about taking dilaudid again, rossi was standing to the side losing his fucking mind because apparently the guy who didn’t know what twilight is had a major drug addiction???????

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why do we act like spencer’s worst arc was prison? like that’s up there but y’all remember maeve right?

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I can’t believe we sometimes forget emily is canonly going to hell. 

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every time someone mentions jeid i feel like i’m being hate-crimed

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instead of suvs the team should ride around on a tandem bicycle with reid in a baby seat