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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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listen-

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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she b-blocked me...? ;_; but but I'm just a.. *suddenly eyes razor sharp* i am very evil

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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

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look at this thang

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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Some folks are like "ooh, I'm a hardcore monsterfucker, I want to have sex with Pokémon", and then the Pokémon in question is just, like, a guy. Come talk to me again when your hear-me-out is at least Probopass tier.

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MY ORRRRRRB

Fang's Puffer photographed by Patta Vangtal (Source)

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Noticed some similarities between some guys I’ve been enjoying lately…

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guns wont be invented for another 500 years

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Bird Feet Tutorial

I made these feet for my kenku costume. Here are instructions on how to make your own!

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Calling it now: once we've exhausted the possibilities of sex pollen, sex poisoning, and sex parasites, the next hot thing in fanfic is going to be sex upper respiratory infections. Viruses whose common symptoms include cough, fever, nasal discharge, and a raging boner. A COVID strain that makes you fuck.

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we don’t think anything should be alive