vkookieeuphoria

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Bts as haikyuu characters solely based off the vibe not their looks pt.2

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Taehyung: I don’t know what’s limper, my wrist or you?

Jungkook: huh?

Yoongi: he’s talking about your dick

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Taehyung: what’s one plus one?

Jungkook: 2?

Taehyung: wh- why did you question that?

Jungkook: I don’t know I’m not good with maths

Taehyung: clearly

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Taehyung: WE FELL IN LOVE IN OCTOBER!!!!

Jungkook: yeah??

Taehyung: THE LESBIANS WILL BE PROUD 🥲

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Taehyung: I’m not photographer-

Jungkook: you may as well be, these photos are amazing! *clicks through taehyungs camera*

Taehyung: aw, you’re sweet..wait where was I?- OH YEAH

Taehyung: I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together

Jungkook: yes! I wanna frame it in my room *smiles, oblivious to the flirting*

Taehyung: omg Jungkook I like you!

Jungkook: *blushes* o-oh... I like you too

Jungkook: *literal defenition of 🥺👉🏻👈🏻*

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Jungkook: give me your hand

Taehyung: sure? *reaches his hand to jungkooks*

Jungkook: I’m currently holding the world with my bare hands

Taehyung: yeah you could say that, my ass is the size of planet earth

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Jungkook: people always say that you have more than one soulmate but I beg to different

Jimin: why is that?

Jungkook: well because as much as you’re taehyungs soulmate.. I’m his destiny 🤩

Jimin: omg shut up you’re so cringe *laughs*

Taehyung: WEDDING TOMORROW

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Interviewer: *obviously flirting with taehyung*

Jungkook: my, my... have your parents really never taught you to not bite what you can’t chew?

Interviewer: huh?

Jungkook: *smirks, sliding his hand up taehyungs thighs*

Interviewer:.. my bad

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A thread of Taehyung smiling and looking excited to make your day <3 {swipe}

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Taehyung: who even cares about dick size.. as long as he got the thighs it’s all good

Jungkook: wait are you saying I have a small di-

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Jungkook: lesbians use each others boobs as cushions but let me use your ass as one instead ;)))

Taehyung: 😳😳 sure

Jin: see me and namjoon don’t have that problem, a bitch has the ass of a god, thighs shaped like a body pillow and namtiddies bigger that a Greek goddesses. He’s packed with the goods 😌

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Jungkook: you know when you love someone’s thighs so much that you just wanna stare at them for ever and feel every sm and kiss them just so they know how amazing their thighs are

Bts: .....

Bts: ... yeahhh

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Type “taekook will be” and let your keyboard expose you 🧚🏻‍♀️✌🏻

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Antis: taekook literally hate eachother...

Taekook:

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What I think taekook would post about eachother if they were out and bold pt.2

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What I think taekook would post about eachother if they were out and bold

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Jungkook: you’re so hot

Taehyungs: thanks love *pats his inner thigh and slides his hand further up his leg*

Jungkook: my god *heavy breathing*

Taehyung: *doesn’t even know what he’s doing*