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Interactions that probably happened in California at least once
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we should start giving testosterone to ants
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Something something more representation for characters that are intended to be attractive than skinny able-bodied white people something something
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still so fucking weird to go from real life, where a cis man being flamboyant/effeminate/camp is judged like 70+% by how he speaks and carries himself, to online queer communities, which often seem to have no concept of male gender non-conformity that doesn’t involve wearing a skirt
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“do it scared” im literally always scared i dont have another setting.
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tips for acting like the grown woman i am and not like the stunted mentally ill freak that i also am
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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there really are few emotions i find more compelling in a story than "you should be afraid of me. please don't be afraid of me"
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mods... coat that man in matte varnish. take the sheen right off him
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Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.
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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
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