vladimir-noskcire
Vamiras Noskcire
basically just stuff i like
(he, her, they)gender fluid/pansexual/white/23
/be kind, take no shit/ respect ppl/ take time for joy/ weird Lil dude with a positive mood Labels ppl call me (if u care):Punk,Angel,Samara-looking, Wallflower, Bitch, Princess, Crazy, Physco, Bella, Starchild, Joker-Smoker-Midnighttoker, Morningperson, Nightowl, Bitch-faced, Rebel, Fugly, Wetblanket, Partygirl, valleygirl, goth, Nerd, Cunt, Prick, Pokey, Demonspawn, Devilchild, Sweetheart, Dopey, Slow, Victim, Abuser, Selfabuser, Seductress, Villan, Hero, anti-capitalist, Truthspeaker, Wisewoman, Old lady, Old man, Baby, Babydoll, Crybaby, Sinner, Historian, Too Open, Emotinal, Stone, Walled up, Poser, Significantother, Lesbian, Queer, Gay, Fem-boy, Pussy, Idoit, Retard, Debator, Dramaqueen, Sexy, Fatass, Skinnyass, Chunky, Skin&bones, Chicle, Mono, Mate, Comrade, Solider, Cracker, Elitist, Perfectionist, Screwup, Loser, Graceful, Caring, hateful, Loving, Ser la oveja negra, Honeybee, Busybee, Honey, Honeybear, Bigsister, Disappoint, Pride&joy, Oldersibling
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sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up
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got taken to axe throwing tonight. i may not have impressed anyone with my technical axe throwing skills but my sheer brute animal strength is unparalleled
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mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave
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by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now
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It's amazing how plays written by ancient Greek bitches are still funny and feel like they haven't aged a day, but earlier today I had an episode of Glee inflicted upon me and it feelt like it was from an alternate timeline.
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Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable
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Everytime I hear the phrase "Great Minds think alike" I am inevitably reminded that the German equivalent is "Zwei Dumme ein Gedanke" (Two Idiots same thought)
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