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All Hail Avocado, King of the Fruits

You'd have to be living under a rock not to know: avocados are the saints of the food world right now. Praised by health bloggers, chefs, doctors, and food critics alike, the avocado is the superfood that has literally taken over the culinary world. Ten years ago, you wouldn't have found $10 avocado toast on a breakfast menu; today, the green spread is available pretty much everywhere food is sold.

So, if you're looking for a humorous Halloween costume, this Holy Guacamole Adult Costume will poke fun at...yourself...seeing how you're known for putting avocado on everything. Your friends will get such a kick out of this look, you may even earn a new nickname, like Ace Avocado or Mama 'Mole or something else that's more clever than what we can come up with. With all that candy lying around, people could probably use a good, healthy reminder to not overdo it, and this hysterical costume may do just that!

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This costume is as easy to wear as it is clever! It's a tunic that's made to look like a freshly-sliced avocado half. It is almost an exact replica of the real thing, with two major exceptions: 1) our avocado probably costs as much as two real avocados at the store, but lasts a lot longer (just kidding! But seriously, avocados are so expensive!) and 2) our avocado is not going to get overripe within the span of minutes like a real avocado, which can go from hard-as-a-rock to mush in what seems like a day. The best part? Sweet white wings attached to the back of this costume make your 'mole holy! 

Pit Stop

All that preaching about healthy eating and the saintly goodness that is the avocado may work up an appetite! Think about bringing your own contributions to the party—guacamole or fancy avocado toast—so you can take a break and kick up your feet when you need to recharge!

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Answer the Call

Cthulhu has been in his deep prison for a long while now. It's been a long haul. He's slept through the industrial revolution, the advent of sliced bread, and that decade when everyone kept getting perms and wearing shoulder pads. He's been stirring recently. Maybe it's because we humans drilled for oil in the wrong place. Maybe it's simply because his time is simply coming. But the point is, Cthulhu has missed a lot of world happenings while he's been trapped. win favor with the infamous octopus-God by dressing up as him and offering to catch him up on the world's culture before he dives headfirst into bringing death and destruction down on the world!

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If you're the kind of person can't decide between staying in and watch horror movies on Halloween or heading out in a costume that flaunts your love of the holiday than this Kigurumi is just the ticket! The comfy fit is oversized, buttoning over any ensemble so that you can slip it on when you get home from work to fully transform into the cuddle monster that was stirring inside all day. Soft wings are attached to the back while the hood slips over your head giving you the ancient tentacles that were first described by H.P. Lovecraft. 

Don't Melt the Messenger

Ready to act as a go-between to man and an ancient god? We're sure you'll do a great job, you just have to get on the ancient deities good side. Obtain his mercy on mankind by showing him all the hits. Start with the classic movie 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and have a nautical movie marathon that covers everything from Das Boot to the Pirates of the Caribean. Then move on to land-based shows. In the meantime, the rest of humanity will be preparing for Cthulhu's attack. Who knew a cozy pajama costume would make you into a hero?