Writer of the book The Chronicles of Silva, 20, they/them/he/him (Demiboy) , Pansexual https://ko-fi.com/kingnighthawk
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just bruce being oblivious to his children's relationship:
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Dick, cuddling with Wally on the couch in the family's den, whispering 'I love yous':
Bruce: They are such good friends.
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Jason, bringing Roy home one day for a family dinner, hands never leaving each other the entire time:
Bruce: They are such good friends.
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Tim, wearing Kon's jacket, the half-Kryptonian following him everywhere he go like a lost puppy:
Bruce: They are such good friends.
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Cass, straddling Steph's lap and kissing her face:
Bruce: They are such good friends.
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Damian (18), literally getting caught making out with Jon in his room:
Bruce: They... hmmm. Are such good friends.
Duke, behind him: For fuck's sake, Bruce.
Alfred, probably, somewhere in the Manor: World's Greatest Detective my ass.
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did trilobites walked among flowering plants
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RIP Jonathan Joss (December 22nd 1965 - June 1st 2025).
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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
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Nah nah you got promoted from Village Fool to King’s Jester
*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK
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We love our dangerously slutty devotee men
love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king
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Gonna be his first Christmas
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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*yawn* what a lovely nap, I need to take a nap after that *sleeps*
Biiig stretch
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