vneckisms

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“That was a long time ago! ...kinda. I’m over it. We’re working through it. Plus I don’t even know what our signs are--I just want to know what’s been happening to all of my shirts.”

vneckisms wants psychic advice, or something.

            “She left you at the altar? And your signs don’t match up? What are you doing, man? You need some serious help. I am here to help you. I don’t know what I’m going to do, but I’m going to do something.”

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The 20th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to finding out they have just been declared the most wanted criminal in the world

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The 4th icon in your folder is your muse’s ‘O’ face

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“First of all--gross.”

“Secondly--I’m tired of tripping and face-planting into your underwear.”

           “Uh, no. I don’t touch my underwear after it leaves my Max ass. I’m sure a lot of it has become sentient. We have pets, now.”

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bacheloristic

“Dude, can’t you at least try to control where you leave your underwear lying around?”

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Starter Anyone?

Even though I only have a few followers right now...

This is a starter call for whoever wants one. Like for one. Most likely a one-liner.

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[ neVER SHIP WITH ME I WILL BUG YOU CONSTANTLY WITH IDEAS AND HEADCANONS AND LITTLE SCENES I IMAGINE RIGHT BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP AND I WILL REBLOG PICTURES OF YOUR MUSE AND DRAW PICTURES OF OUR THREADS AND MAKE GIFSETS EVEN IF IT’S A CROSSOVER SHIP AND I WON’T STOP UNTIL YOU LIVE AND BREATHE THE SHIPS AS MUCH AS I DO AND WHEN I’M DONE YOU WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY SHIPS ARE NAMED AFTER PEOPLE ]

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What do you do to your steak to make it so great? You could convert a vegan, almost.

“I can’t give away my secret that easily, but I’d be more than happy to treat you to more over dinner.”

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So, dudes, amirite?

“What about ‘em, man?”

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Please, please god, do not grow your hair out

“Uh…thanks?”

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Wait. I’m starting to question these loving nicknames.

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Happy Endings

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Like or reblog if your muse is from a small fandom

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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Okay finally done messing around with theme stuff and basic pages are done, I’ll work on my verse page and tag nav later