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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧          She was caught off guard by the kiss, her first instinct in her emotional state to try and slide out of his grasp. However, her hormones had a way of doing more than making her emotional. Thus, she hummed against his lips and returned the kiss.

            “You’re a really good kisser…”

“Naturally.” Ganondorf growled playfully, taking great enjoyment in flipping her switch. Before she had been livid with him, but now she was putty in his hands. “And you are the only one beautiful enough, capable enough, worthy enough to be the mother of my child.”

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧          “Um, excuse me, but yes you do. Sex with me better have meaning, and it had better be good.”

“Oh for fuck’s sake...” Ganondorf grumbled, wondering just how he had ended up in this situation in the first place. Deciding that words just weren’t working in his favor, he tossed caution to the wind, grabbing the irate Nabooru and pushing his lips onto hers.

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧            “What? No! You just want to have sex with me because you think it will shut me up! Not because you really want to!”

“Frankly, Nabooru, I don’t really need a reason to have sex with you.”

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧          “What? No! I’m not going to be killed naked! You’ve already made it more than clear you don’t want to see that, anyway!”

“So you don’t want me to prove my affection for you by fucking you? Fine then. But it’s your loss.”

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧           “So, you do think I’m so gross I should be killed? If that’s what will make you so happy, then do it!”

“Alright, if you insist... Well strip then.”

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧          “Now you think I’m insane and ugly and fat? Why don’t you just stab me already?”

“Fucking hell... If I stabbed you, would that really make you feel better?”

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧         “No, I’ll just hide myself away until the baby is born so you don’t have to look at my hideous body! Just like you want!”

“I honestly don’t even know what you’re talking about anymore. It’s just the inane ramblings of a madwoman. By Din, Nabooru, how blind have you become that you can’t even see your blessed massive tits swinging right in front of your face?””

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧          “See? You think I’m ugly now! I’m just fat and unattractive!”

“Once more, you are neither of those things and are merely twisting my words to fulfill any insecurities and delusions you have about yourself.”

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧           “There’s no reading into anything. You said that you would get an erection from a tree just as easily as from looking at my cleavage. It doesn’t take a genius to make the connection!”

“Yes, because I am a man! That’s just how this damned thing works! It gets an erection for bloody everything! What you are doing is equating an erection to arousal, which is not even remotely accurate!”

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧           “Did you just compare my cleavage to tree bark?!”

“I believe I just said to don’t read too much into it. Yet here you are, reading too much into it!”

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧        “Me? Needy? Are you sure you’re not referring to yourself, Mr. I-Get-An-Erection-Anytime-I-See-Nabooru’s-Great-Cleavage?”

“I’m a man. That’s just how it works. I could get an erection every time I stare at tree bark, for Din’s sake! There’s no rhyme or reason to it, so don’t look too much into it.”

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“Alright, let me rephrase that then. You’re always mad at me unless you’re feeling needy. Then you become eager to please.”

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"I mad at you. You've made me fat."

“I haven’t made you fat, I’ve made you pregnant. There is a marked difference. Besides, when are you not mad at me?”

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧         She remained silent and tugged the blankets around her nude form.

With a loud harrumph, Ganondorf turned on his side and faced away from her, deciding that two could play at her little game. As an added measure, he yanked some of the blanket off of her.

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strengthinspirit:

✧ ☀ ☪✧          She glared at him, then rolled back over onto her side, back to him.

“Nabs... Nabooru...! Don’t be like that! Don’t turn your back on me!”

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strengthinspirit:

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✧ ☀ ☪✧          “Mmm…you better watch it or I’ll roll back over and ignore you.”

“You know damn well just how difficult it is to ignore me.”

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*give a kissy*

“Someone’s feeling frisky this morning. Or is the baby making you realize just how appreciative you should be of me?”