*holds my newborn child with my deluxe yoda hands*
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when no one in class is ready for the test
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something: *is none of my god DAMN business*
me: 🔍👀📝
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why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
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sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*
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