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Round 2A: Match 2

The Warp Topaz:

Can portal to anywhere

Can travel dimensions with enough power

Has the potential to rip the universe apart if used incorrectly

The Rock of Justice:

Forged to ensure the light always drove back the dark

The single most powerful relic in the history of the world

Can enact swift and righteous justice, but only once.

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ROUND ONE PART A: TRANSMASC SWAG

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Oh snap, this is still making the rounds. So uh, important update, the person who voiced this no longer does Historical Tours after a health scare and is mostly doing Steamboats up and down the Mississippi.  Also the owner of the plantation listed went SUPER HARD MAGA a few years back and I can no longer send people that way in good faith to get good historical information.  Still, I’m flattered it’s been this many years and y’all just keep reblogging. Thanks!

A quick audio lesson on Southern Linguistics.

Press play. Trust me on this one.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZa4yre0uEk

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

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Our booth at Momocon! Come see us at Booth #55!

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Inner Goddess Soaps @ Momocon 2016!

Hey there happy soapers Reporting in live from Momocon! Keep an eye on us this weekend as we post pictures of our time here! Also, big news: On THURSDAY, MAY 26TH, is when we will have sale prices! Mention this post, and your entire sale will have 5% off!

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So You Want To Make a Character..

I’ve got a few generators you can use.

Need some clothes?

Try Here Here or Here Definitely here Steam punk clothing Char Style preference Dress

Need an Appearance idea?

Humanoid generator? check Non-Humanoid? Got that too and this and maybe this Need Monsterpeople?  I’ve got you. Maybe you need Cats?

Need some details and shit like that?

Bam Backgrounds and stuff? yep Personality. you need that shit Need something fandom related? World-building? location? got ya City generator hell yeah make your own god damn laws Oh shit someone died Landscape. CHAR DEVELOP QUESTION GEN Profile Thingy Have some dates Quirks

You thought I was done? Nope. Motha. Fuckin. Names.

So many fuckin names MOTHERLOAD OF NAMES

Plant Names Magic Book title

Just search ur ass up some names man

Items. Yeah. You heard me.

Medicine? got it Items out the ass more items wow

Other shit.

Wow Yep Plots More writing stuff This site has everything so fucking go for it Need AUs? How the shit did these two meet? Fanfic plots. you bet your ass. (tag me in the shit u write i wanna see what you get) What does it do thing (you come up with a better name for this one. fuckin fight me.

You bet your ass I will continue to update this. If you’ve got something I should add to this hmu. Now, go forth! Make characters and live yo life. UPDATE: Added more shit everywhere.

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http://fav.me/d9khjg9

bayokirby tho im sorry

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES?!

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Colors from Adobe Color CC (Kuler)

Respect artist rules

Request via ask box

10/26 Updated with more colors

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You walked into that one

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speed racer??? and undertale??? when will the sin stop

WHO IS THAT MYSTERIOUS MASKED RACER S THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM THAT REMINDS ME OF MY OLDER BROTHER SANS WHO RAN AWAY FROM HOME SO MANY YEARS AGO BUT WHO IS HE REALLY???

i can never let speed papyrus know that i am really his older brother sans and that i am joining this race to protect him from the dangerous humans who are after me and will stop at nothing until i am dead

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list of things that have actually happened in kirby canon:

kirby devours several eels whole

meta knight tries to take over dream land for no apparent reason other than “everyone’s lazy”

dedede gets possessed by dark matter and his stomach turns into a horrifying mouth with sharp teeth

it is HEAVILY implied that shiver star is actually earth, frozen over due to climate change and entirely abandoned by humans

you get a really big sword. you kill several minibosses with it in one shot and then use it to cut a volcano in half. inside the volcano is a portal to a monochrome alternate universe which is in a constant process of being consumed by the void

kirby gets his shortcake stolen and in the process of trying to get it back accidentally releases satan

meta knight kills his own henchmen and destroys his own airship to test his abilities, then deliberately releases a really scary and really powerful guy for no reason other than “i want to fight him”

the description of the final boss of kirby’s return to dream land describes him as “a liar and a wizard”

you fight a big gorilla. halfway through the fight it just goes fucking super saiyan. it uses a goddamn spirit bomb on you

one of the final bosses shoots his own blood at you. after you beat him he will literally tear out his own eye and make it chase you around in a last-ditch attempt to kill you

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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Hideo Kojima was fired by Konami and it took less than 24 hours for him to have his own studio and be offered a chance to make a game by one of the biggest studios in the world.

Like, can Konami embarrass itself anymore from this situation?

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See that?

That’s the look of a man who know he fucked up.

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Amiibo Fights?

Hey, since I’ve got a bunch of Amiibo collecting dust, and the holidays make it impossible to do the comic with them since orders, anyone want some amiibo fight recordings?

Like, I’d need to know what:

Characters and what number of participants (Right now I’ve got all of them except Villager and Robin)

Style of fight (Stock, Time, Coin, nothing longer than 3 minutes)

Special Smash or Regular

Stage (I’ve currently got all the DLC for them)

Items

Food to feed each amiibo, if you’re so inclined.

And I’d record it and put it on youtube with yer online handle on it so you can watch if you like.

Anyone interested?