voices-from-the-faerelm

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

do fae(of any kind) have a religion? or are you all atheists?

Well... technically? But she's less of a god and more of a queen. Hold on, we can put her on.

Darling.

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

how small are fae compared to humans? & if youre way smaller how do you manage to not get stepped on by like your pets? or other forest creatures for that matter

The faelings and faries are... about the size of a human hand. And they avoid dying the same way insects do. By flying. That said, faefolk are a lot more resilient than you'd think, even at that stage.

Once we're past that, however... well, by that point in the life-cycle, we've developed enough to have enough control over our magical abilities to, in a sense, be able to reform ourselves. So, we could look like... litterally anything. Isn't that nice~?

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Whaaaaat? Nooo~ That couldn't be- what- no, we- that can't be right? That- there's no way that's ominous. You must be... mistaken, darling.

This popped up on my route home then vanished after a few weeks.

Official ominous sign

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Yeah, and what about it~? Weep in sorrow, mortal. Grovel.

obsessed with the ryoko kui fairy. this is how it feels to be 5ft6 and a top

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Aww. This was finally getting interesting... Oh well. Yes, yes, you're coming home. Now, do us both a favor and close your eyes, yeah? I've heard you're not very receptive to magic...

Where the FUCK is Blurg

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Oh, so that's what happened to our spider tamer.

One of my favorite stories to tell about myself from when I was a kid is the story how my grandma’s “Catching Fairies” game was banned because of me

So when I was really little my grandma had this game she made up, she’d give me and all my cousins jars and containers and tell us that in her garden there were fairies but they were smart and tricky so they disguised themselves as caterpillars and butterflies and as grasshoppers and worms.

Whoever caught the most ‘Fairies’ won but we had to set them all free because they tended to the garden

One summer day my brothers were at the age they were dreading ‘girly’ stuff so I was playing alone

At this point I had met all the fairies in the garden and I was getting bored without any competition and with finding the same old fairies

But then just as I was begrudgingly heading back to my grandma with the same fairies as usual I found a new fairy!

I thought she was so beautiful! She was resting on the sparkly thread in the leaves and her black body gleamed in the sunlight, she had long legs and a cool red spot on her back

Excited I coaxed her onto my hand and was so giddy I found a new one! I rushed back to the farm house to show my Grandma and Dad, gently carrying my new friend.

But when my Dad and Grandma turned around to see what fairy I caught I saw the color drain from their faces and both of them freeze, I could tell something was wrong but didn’t understand

My dad congratulated me and asked me if he could see the pretty fairy, I let him but felt a little nervous seeing how terrified he looked as she moved into his hands from mine.

Slowly he walked back towards the door, my grandma clutching my shoulders then my dad LAUNCHED the fairy back into the garden which I thought was rather rude

Then we had a nice long talk about Black Widow spiders

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Hmm. Intriguing. I don't think that'll be any help to our little darling, however...

Where the FUCK is Blurg

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Would you say the autism creature is more faefolk, alien or cryptid leaning?

Alien. No question.

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Is it truly “treating a guest poorly” if I do not view mosquitoes in any definition of the word as guests and solely as enemies of mankind

...Yes. I don't know how to say this in a way that you'd understand, but you usually have to put your prejudice aside to be a good host. I think you need a refresher on etiquette, darling.

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

when will the faywoods result in an actual firefly

-sisterly anon

The day some idiot that smokes flicks a lit cigarette in the underbrush and starts a forest fire. New toy, and a lighter to boot!

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

We need to start disguising ourselves as those bloodsuckers. Because then folks start thinking "ooh, I just won't let them in my house", but nope, that's poor treatment of a guest, you're now a puppet. It's genius!

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

You don't say..? Mind telling us a little about them~?

Where the FUCK is Blurg

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Oh, can you not?! Killjoy...

Keeping you up to date on the latest on their trickery, stay careful out there, kids.

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Can you not compare us to those monsterous mimicries of art? It's borderline disrespectful.

realest thing i have seen in a while

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

...These structures look... Roman. Maybe Greek..?

You'll... find your way back, darling. Just... keep looking around.

Where the FUCK is Blurg

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

What in the-

are there different species of fay? if so do some only reproduce sexually? also if theres different species do different species have different flowers that faelings tend to develop in more often?

No, no, and no. Although fairies are quite diffrent than fae, they're still faefolk, just at a diffrent point in the life-cycle. The only thing we consider a diffrent species are the half-fae, which, again, are pretty rare. You know, elves, genies, and the like. And the flowers that develop... admittedly even we don't know what the deal is there, but the running theory is that it's random.

[voices-from-the-faerelm]

Ah. Very good. I need a flower bath...

i wish for fae to no longer only reproduce sexually

Fine, @voices-from-the-faerelm my wish against you is undone.