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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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people really seem to struggle with the idea that you can think something is dickhead behaviour and still not want it to be illegal
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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……
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A grown ass adult when you vote for a different character on a tumblr poll
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best part of the og trolley problem image is the big frown on the lever operator

shaking my head as I either pull or don't pull the lever so everyone knows I disapprove of the ethical dilemma
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Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair
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