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Anxieties! Attack!

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Frost/Heat

Light/Shade

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anyone remember jade did this

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Comm for newttella170 on insta i love drawing john so much

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junebug!

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A Homestuck Fan Re-Reads Homestuck (Notes and gaffs)

Pages 140-204, this is late and also spurred by remembering Homestuck 2 exists

Rose is getting a feel for the controls, while messing with John's real life stuff.

Bestie I know you think this is a game- but why are you dragging something onto the roof.

Queue modus introduced

Dad leaves just in time for "TT" aka Rose to play with his house like the sims.

John asks Rose to grab his stuff- he is too far for her to get it from the yard.

Rose is playing Sims with John's shit.

Dad has John's server copy

Sylladex update: Rose uses the Tree Sylladex that I don't really get yet?

Game offers not tutorial by the way- just big ass machines and 'punch card alchemy.' I believe Rose is making her own while looking through what little walk throughs exist.

Dad's handle is pipefan413... his sons birthday which is really cute.

Rose's "and how did that make you feel" vibes are showing.

TT: Whoops.

"You think it's cool that things don't always have to be a federal fucking issue." What a line.

Jade's gift won't be opened until John can get it from the car :(.

Jade has an EXPLOSION on her end, good bye friend.

Bathroom is once again destroyed and is actively costing them building grist.

Rose has a very spotty internet connection and now this tub is stuck in the hallway? Will this ever be moved.

John my new son, the glass in your inventory scares me.

The sprite is so much, wonder if it ever gave anyone seizures due to all the flashing.

John massacres some poor birthday gift, Harlequin doll rest in rip. His dad gave him that :(.

EB: also, fix my bathroom

Welcome into the world sweet baby child, harlequin sprite.

John fucking yeets his dad PDA 'cause he needed that telescope.

John is connecting the dots, he's learning! He's making stuff! (I still dont know what he's gonna do with three generic boxes.)

John/Rose makes 3 boxes and something in the sky gets John's attention.

The timer now has some context, there is a fucking meteor heading right for John supposedly landing as soon as this timer is over.

No shit, bud.

Forbidden fruit snack/gusher (Build Grist)

Rose is trying to fix the bathroom, and John's dad is pulling into the house.

Dad can't get in :(

I really wish we saw more of him.

Meteor is now common knowledge among these bozos, Rose's internet cuts, and I have to include Dave's very good meteor bit.

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DAVE: men should only eat male animals and women should only eat female animals

JOHN: what about nonbinary people?

DAVE: fuck, i dont know. oysters

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utterly soulless collage (school project)

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A Homestuck Fan Re-Reads Homestuck (Notes and gaffs) (Pages 105-139)

John gets his shit, however? I swear the day he gets rid of the fucking STACK SYLLADEX his life will be better.

Bros gonna fucking hurt someone.

John cannonically has wall devoted to Matthew McConaughey. He likes Chick Flicks but ONLY Failure to Launch?

Dave knows about the clown paintings btw

NVM HE MEANT NICK CAGE

Dave actually doesnt want to play the game, how cute bestie.

JOHN HAS INSTALLED THE BETA

He is now looking into new sylladexes, hello Fetch Modus.

John has no thoughts in his head, it is entirely empty save shitty movies and Nick Cage

He does not know how to just Put Things Down.

John is messing with the FIFO system and JESUS CHRIST. I wish he'd go back to Stack.

He just flung the razor into the McCounaughey Shrine.

John violently ejects: A razor, a towel that falls on his face, his dad's pda right out of his window, the package, A WHOLE CAKE (WASTED)

NO. NO DONT CAPCHALOGUE THE GLASS HSARDS YOU IDIOT

Picks up THREE SEPERATE SHARDS OF GLASS, THEN LAUNCHES SASSACRES FAT BOOK, THE OTHER CAKE, AND HAND CUFFS OUT THE WINDOW.

Now his window is very broken.

Idiot (affectionate)

Dave gifted him a possibly smelly or dirty item??

The bunny is the the sane thing from a movie john loves and by god hes gonna GEEK the fuck out. I love him.

World is fucked.gif

TT: It looks like you managed to retrieve the beta. Excellent. TT: I'm going to try to connect. EB: whoa ok but i just got the most awesome present. TT: The rabbit? EB: SO SWEET. TT: I've heard tales of this wretched creature often. Its Homeric legend is practically ensconced in the fold of my personal mythology by now. EB: ha ha, what? TT: Why don't we focus on the matter at hand?

Rose is starting the game and is hosting John, she knows so much and will go on to start lets play notes.

Sims looking ass shit

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Just so I have this here. Bullying him,,, on his birthday.

A Homestuck Fan Re-Reads Homestuck (Notes and gaffs)

Page 1-105

Homestuck Thoughts and notes:

'> John: Squawk like an imbicile and shit on your desk.' is just whoever imputting these commands acting like a deranged twitch chat. Doc Scratch if thats you, your better than this.

John almost shits on his desk tho for real for real.

John has the STACK Sylladex system which only lets him use the most recently used item put in. Unless combining them like some video game system.

Bunny in the Box Count: 3

John's birthed Day is 4/13… if you even care.

John is bad at programming as we see by the two …. cake?? Programs on his comuter and an… 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH~ATH' program? Wonder what any of those bitches do. Program cake, his dad bakes so hes participating via.. computer???? Look at my bad virtual cake dad- except his dad would be confused but proud. Dad Egbert is something we all derserve in our life.

Dave and John are talking about a movie I have never seen, I guess in it someone pees in a bottle and claims its apple juice. Howie Mandel is coming for your sealed apple juice dave.

TG: did you get the beta yet EB: no. EB: did you? TG: man i got two copies already TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro???? EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it. TG: yeah TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now EB: alright.

Dave is malliable like clay but also would probably play this game just to play with his friend for real for real.

John gets beat to the mail by his Dad, but also does not go down immideately anyway. Probably thinks he'll get pranked.

Okay not pranked, but the parent thing of being stuck down there with them. John, baby you have THE most normal parent of all the kids. I love you so much pls just talk to ur dad.

hey buddy, pal, bestie, wHY ARE WE CAPTCHALOGUING SASSACRES FAT ASS BOOK? YOU DO NOT NEED THIS

He is angry at the command text that he wants to make space for book, pick up arms, become RANCOUROUS. Angry John.

Dave also plays real hard into the cool angle at first.

Dave has the Hash Map Sylladex, he mocks John for having the Stack. Dave tells John also he can have a strife specibus (fighting object) because he is so used to having one. John has never needed to physically fight.

Looking at the Kind Abstrata list I would like to mention a few readable honorable mentions: Canekind, curlironkind, plankkind, rockkind, and fireexitkind.

ASSIGNED HAMMERKIND AT BIRTH.

John, literally not knowing better, goes 'yeah sure its not gonna be that relevant hammer is fine.'

JOHN PUT THE BOOK. ON TOP OF THE SMOKE PELLETS.

Sburb is just a boring house game. Yes. That's it! Thats all! 1 1/2 hats :)

John, already wearing glasses, puts on fake glasses and a pointy hat. How can you see right now.

A;so clown paintings, hollowed tombs. John hates clowns.

Command text: Admire Harlequins John: eW GROSS. I hate these. I hope someone steals these. Dad is a corn ball.

Love your Dad, John. Or I will.

"As domestic myth of unaccountable origin holds, a home borrows the spirit of the flame for as long as it makes a guest of it, much as the moon takes liberty with the sun's rays. " Homestuck, Page 50

Im sorry the fucking Command for the next page '>John: Topple urn.'

TWITCH CHAT THAT IS HIS DEAD GRANDMA.

Also would like to mention there is a burning peice of game bro on their floor. House fire starter anyone?

"CHAMP.

"YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.

"I BELIEVE IN YOU"

John's dad is the BEST DAD. Even though I know the gift is a LARGE HARLEQUIN, and his son hates those his notes are very cute.

John is in fact, a silly little guy.

He is 13 btw, if you even care.

John has made peace with the harlequin by putting cake glued arms to it. Also there was a cake in his room and now on the couch with like a random array of candles.

'Land sakes alive, we are cooking with petrol now!' We sure are Mr. Sassacre.

I want to read THE SERIOUS JESTER.

John is severely allergic to peanuts.

Does John's dad smoke tabbaco? Is that what's in the pipes?

John is very good at piano.

"The peanut gallery over there sure is getting a kick out of it. You are allergic to their scorn." A statuette of the Joker and a boy in a limp Jester's hat laugh at John because he can't play 52 pick up.

JOHN LEAVES THE HOUSE, HE IS NO LONGER STUCK AT HOME.

"You have a feeling it's going to be a long day." Oh boy.

'> John: Leave a surprise for the mailman.' Twitch chat command text is back and really wants John to go.

Remember the green box.

Dad loves to bake, leave him be.

John does briefly consider breaking into his OWN kitchen.

He returns after failing to get mail, finds one of the Harlequin's arms have fallen off.

Homestuck music slaps btw.

DAD was not dumb enough to fall for the disguise, catches this stupid little guy lacking.

JOHNS CAPCHALOGUE DECK: CLEVER DISGUISE, CAPCHALOGUE CARD x1, SASSACRES FAT ASS BOOK, SMOKE PELLETS.

[S] STRIFE!

BTW THERE ARE 13 CANDLES ON THIS CAKE

John gets BOZOD with a Pie. However he equips the pie tin and thusly,, there go his smoke pellets.

Smoke pellets do…. nothing? John tries to take the cake and THE FAT ASS BOOK FROM BEFORE IS EVICTED.

SASSACRE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!! You set off the pellets!!

Dad is now busy trying to calm the smoke alarm, and now John may take his packages and also….

His Dad's PDA?

JOHN MERGED THE TWO CAKES LIKE A DUMB ASS. YOU SILLY LITTLE BOY. DUMB TEENAGE BASTARD. (Affectionate)

ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS SIT ON THE COUCH.

(Also you cant merge things if they are not next to each other without Risk.) Stack Sylladex, worst sylladex.

Clown Bathroom RUG love that John does not go into the Adult Male Bathroom.

John obtains a towel so he can contain this icky cake mess.