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so...... i kinda wanna come back to this.
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What does foreplay have to do with a girl being wet? Why is that a man's responsibility? It's their vagina.. We can't control that...
please don’t have sex
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my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
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i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes
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BTS_twt Twitter Update 171213
It still doesn’t feel real 😢
#JIMIN
#Kook🐾
Jimin: Get ready, GO!
Jungkook screamed: I LOVE YOU ARMY
Jimin: Wow *laughing*
This video is everything
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listen. i know there are too many alignment charts but please hear me out
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I hear this really gentle tapping noise, so I look over and
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Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.
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sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes
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