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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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"I asked ChatGPT-"

I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.

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hrt saves trans lives

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so how about part 41 huh

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If Arthur ever gets back to a normal life as a PI and is still bound to John he'd be fantastic at his job because he fully has the superpower to see someone's last moments. Do you know how useful that is in the PI game? Solving murders left and right. Not only that but he's twice as perceptive because John having to describe his surroundings out loud allows for him to notice smaller things he wouldn't have thought of before. Someone get these two a job fr

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imagine spawning into existence and some guy is like “why dont you remember our friendship… your past…. our.. past……..” and then he insults you and compares you to his other friend who he says you will never live up to, all while youre both trying to escape an insane cultist in the freezing snow

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John after saving his best friend despite the risks it gave to himself: "im not human but I try to grasp being one and try to embody that everyday:)"

Arthur after eating a man: "yeah no im human as fuck. I am the very embodiment of humanity. Ignore the corpse. That was here before I got here"

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The joy of relistening to Malevolent from the beginning (esp ep 1) is the horror and hilarity of John. He’s so gentle and suave to a panicked Arthur and he seems like he has control and knowledge. But buddy has NO CLUE what the fuck is going on. He’s lying his absolute ass off and grifting like his life depends on it and it’s so awful and funny and I can’t stop doing it

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This was like an enormous therapy session but if your therapist was rooting for your anger issues

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John: I AM NOT THE KING I AM HUMAN I HAVE HUMANITY I AM MORE THAN JUST A FRACTURED PIECE OF THE KING IN YE-

John in any situation where someone has the upper hand in the slightest: I am about to flex my KIY privileges so hard

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"I can't live for someone else" -> "I died for you"

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Evil therapy where the therapist is actively trying to make you worse and also is a murderous bug witch

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the transgenderism of these john quotes in part 43 is something i am totally normal about (lying)