ācouldnāt this be an emailā is the most 24yo thing grover has ever said, A+, no notes. so true king
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Demigods who made it into their adult years is a fun concept because I'm just imagining a random son of Athena on his late thirties who's like, a Math teacher or something, watching the news about "the storm that was destroying half the country" and seeing through the mist that that's fucking Typhon and seeing his mom and the other gods fighting him and just. Wondering what the fuck did he miss lol
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I miss them
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if i had a nickel for every time i went to find fanfic for a movie before realizing that it would just be bible fanfic i'd have Two nickelsā
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Every time Percy Jackson wanted to strangle someone in The Titan's Curse, a list:
1. Nico: "If Annabethās mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didnāt Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff ? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one. Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves." (Chapter 3)
2. Mr. D: "...The possibility is very great that this Annie girl is dead.ā I wanted to strangle Mr. D. It wasnāt fair Zeus had sent him here to dry out as camp director for a hundred years. It was meant to be a punishment for Mr. Dās bad behavior on Olympus, but it ended up being a punishment for all of us." (Chapter 5)
3. Groover: āWell, it seems to me . . . maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining(the Hunters).ā
Iād like to say I took the news well. The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time." (Chapter 6)
*Bonus:
I didnāt feel like arguing, though it made me mad. How could she still have any feelings for that creep? How could she possibly make excuses for him? He deserved that fall. He deserved . . . okay, Iāll say it. He deserved to die. Unlike Bianca. Unlike ZoĆ«. Luke couldnāt be alive. It wouldnāt be fair.(Chapter 18)
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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happy weekend everybody :)
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*stede bonnet voice* another day another slay
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I would love to see a gen Z character in good omens because it would be so funny
Aziraphale would be like āArmageddon is comingā
and gen Z would be like āI donāt care, the worlds already fuckedā
Crowley would be like āI love this generationā
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1ļøā£9ļøā£ days until season 2 of Our Flag Means Death š“āā ļø
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Now that Stede knows he somehow wooed the Coolest and Best Pirate, he's going to try to deliberately do the same again. Only this time when he pulls out his best moves, he's too self-aware and therefore makes an absolute tit of himself.
Izzy, watching Stede put a rose stem between his teeth, immediately yelp because of the thorns, causing him to trip over the lovely picnic he (the crew) took ages setting up and crashing into Frenchie playing music:
"Pft. I pity whoever finds that attractive."
Ed, sweating buckets and gripping the railings in front of them, "yEp."
Cut to Ed screaming into a pillow.
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Painting this took many, many hours of my life
Ref picture:
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who needs sleep when you can just draw him over and over again
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Love the time zones for one reason and one reason only: trailer releases. Just woke up to a teaser trailer and a tumblr that seems to be climbing walls because of it
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Can we just talk about the fact that it was CROWLEY who introduced/tempted Aziraphale to eating?? Like, one of the main few things that Aziraphale loves about humanity, he loves thanks to Crowley.
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insomnia -> doodling Crowley
all day every day
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