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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
#THIS THIS THIS#i will take 10 hundred million benoit blanc movies okay half the fun of detective franchises are the insane sequels#i did not watch 12 seasons of murder she wrote to only get two knives out films okay? okay
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But what could you say? Sorry you're dead? Keel had originally died on the barricades, not in a street fight. But he was just as dead, all the same.
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Please do not let clown out of fence. 🤡😬
In todays episode of signs out of context 😅
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let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.
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phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation
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another completely self indulgent thing but i made some house of leaves charms
🖤 shop link
🤍 etsy link
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This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!
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SURPRISE!! A PUBLIC DEMO OF GREAT GOD GROVE IS OUT NOW ON STEAM!!! Dive in, and let us know what you think- your feedback will help us grow three whole inches taller.
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