Vicky // 19 // French Lit student at McGill University~rien n'est parfait, mais chaque seconde de bonheur te donne le goût de vivre encore plus fort~
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[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”
[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM"]
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me with daddie during a thunderstorm
me: *suckin dick*
thunder: *makes loud noise*
me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*
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Cosmo, even tho a little problematic, teaches me so much about blow jobs than porn ever had I give my life to Cosmo
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What if Pearl isn’t Mr. Krabs’ actual daughter, but he is her sugar daddy? That would explain why she calls him “daddy” and why all she wants from him is money to go shopping.
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