vojaak

[vojaak]

can… can you read the text in the graphic? yeah? okay.

alright, this is your captain berfie of the starship uss trickshot talking. have i made this sound cool enough? if i have, lemme begin.

first off, holy shit you guys. it’s been what, 11 months ( i just checked it from mass post editor, i don’t know the actual birthday of this blog ) since i remade this blog from my previous indie barney, clockworkarchery some of you might know. and again, i seriously did not expect to reach 1000 here, let alone the rest 500. barney hasn’t always been this popular amongst the hawkeye fandom ( and i should be thanking team hawkguy for bringing my baby to this series since issue 10, getting beat up. what a ditto. ), but it was you guys that helped me get over 1500, and i seriously don’t know how to thank you. if i could, i would be giving each and every one of you a real hug, but i have no money to buy plane tickets across the world.

so this is me, attempting to give a very huge thank you by making a follow forever. why? you guys need the love.

now, i will not bold or italicise ( is that even a word ) anyone here, because i want to be equal here. these people are the ones i will forever admire and stalk, and the ones who are hella close to my heart already know themselves.

also, warning. really long list. like, really.

letters a to e :

aboutatonement // absolutepoison // accxdxnt // adamantiumsoldier // agaetliga // agentclntbrtn // agentdarcy // aloneandarmed

balancingtheledger // becketsenior // bishopnonsense // biochemisted // bloomisms // buruzai // bxmbastic 

callmeselina // casecraving // charmingrelic // codenamewinter // cutoffthehead

daddyissuesandadog // damnitbarnes // damnxright // danceswithjerks // deadlalapoolooza // derkleineamsel // dirty-paw // dualcorruption

edhelernil // exaltedking // excitus // evelynphoenix

letters f to j :

fakedpersona // fangedfirecracker // felinexfatale // felix—fides // feltlikerunning // figment—ofyourimagination // filiumvelox // forgerextraordinaire // fractxls // fxkter // fxrsakenme

gehennam // geniosuicida // griimm // gunsandscales // gxldilocks

harajukuharuspex // headofacoin // hraustr // hulksdontdoweak // hxbernis

idieoya // illripyourthroat // illwriteatragedy // imatinkerer // imnotafanofbeingpoked // infiltrxtor // isxwhim // itsofficerkalakaua // ivstitia // iwasborncareful

jimmoriarrrty

letters k to o :

karlasofen // kitpitt // knowfreedom // koscchei

lastlivingpotter // lateralthinkingman // libertyssmile // liiioness // ljuga // lumiino // lxdansemacabre // lxgis

magnetisedcatharsis // mayaechoes // mektig // memoryserved // missamericaabides // mkuundogo // motherofasgard // mutantism // mxhill

nefariouslywhitney // nerdyspiderman // newkidonthetrack // nogreatertruth // notafossil // notcaptainbritain // notyourjudas

ofmutants // oftheatom // onlyxstardust // oscxrp

letters p to t :

patriiot // pervigiltigris // phantasmagorix // pitynotawidow // pottspepperpotts // praeditus // princeofspartax // princessofthunder // proiciente // protegerex // psicopathos // purekickassery

queenxcersei

rechercche // regaliis // respectthegear // revengeandbloodshed // revvupyourharley // rnover // rusaalke

sapphirescales // sbjct7 // selfishheroism // sereniitas // servinglies // singlasses // slaughte // sleepwelljudas // soldatzimy // solemquis // souncivilised // somekindofsexthing // spacegallivanter // specialagentb-ward

tandande // tailofacoin // telepathic-labrat // the-blacksmith-in-armani // thirtxn // titaniumallxy // tonyandhisbots // tordenvaer // tosavegotham // toxichourglass // transwarptheorist // trxplett

letters v to z :

vingthor // vojaak // vulputate

wasthatnotprocedure // weburnxinblood // webpits // whodoesntlikeflowers // widowbite // widowx // wingheadcap // willstrayham

xaedificare // xegocentric // xerebrum // xornalista

also quick ps, i promised to do a mun video type thing in honor of 1500 follower mark, so please feel free to send some questions while you’re at it!

from turkey with love, berfie.

[vojaak]

[vojaak]

[vojaak]

[vojaak]

*pins you against the wall and kisses you* ((Pass it on the the first ten on your dash))

❝don't make me shoot you, barnes.❞

[vojaak]

    ❝pardon me , i can't do this quick.❞

[ + vojaak. ] 

[vojaak]

❝i hope that's not a problem. did i    interrupt any of your activities ?❞

+vojaak

          “Si— I was warned.             Per favore, Signora,             come inside.”

[vojaak]

Please like/reblog if you actually read the rules and bio(s) pages of someone's blog before interacting.

I’m getting really sick of having to tell someone to read the rules and/or bio when I catch them deviating or ignoring information given. It’s awkward, hurtful, and just sort of ignores the point of having those pages up. They exist for a reason, and that reason is to prevent godmodding, triggering, or just general uncomfortable things while threading.

[vojaak]

❝i'm always early, ma'am.❞

+vojaak

              “You’re early—”

[vojaak]

Agent Carter End Titles

[vojaak]

gonna be over here for the rest of the night and probs tomorrow too.

[vojaak]

little thing.

Send "Little thing" and my character will tell you something as a child.

   ❝boys are stupid a-and you’re a twit.❞

[vojaak]

Send "Little thing" and my character will tell you something as a child.

[vojaak]

              ❝depressed children make me                   feel bad about my life decisions.❞

      you could say that       was slightly uncalled       for but she doesn't        regret a word.

                                              ❝you got almost eternity to act tough                                                                                                   ----later.❞

   ”What’s the point?”

It was never his to begin with.

[vojaak]

[text;] baptism is not a lifetime event, widow. [text;] that better be true or there will be blood.

[ text ]: No. Witnesses to share this once in a lifetime event.  [ text ]: You’re working with the best.

[vojaak]

i feel like peggy would adore Beast just bc of the fact he looks like a freakin' animal and animals make her happy.

[vojaak]

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

Had a beer

Smoked an entire cigarette

Done drugs

Written on a bathroom wall

Read a George Orwell book

Had a physical fight

Used Twitter

Listened to Lady Gaga

Been in a car accident

Gotten suspended

Gotten expelled.

Been allergic to something

Got a computer virus

Touched a real gun.

Had a dog

Had a cat.

Been pregnant.

Camped out

Swam in the ocean

Wore a bikini

Driven a car

Been sent to the principal

Ever liked someone

Failed a class

Failed a test.

Went to summer school

Got worse than a D

Got A’s and B’s

Read an entire book

Recorded my own music

Had an xbox

Worn heels more than 3 days in a row

Wore fishnets

Wore skinny jeans

Hated someone

Been cheated on

Cheated on someone

Practiced Christianity

Worn makeup

Lied to my parents about where I was going

Had surgery

Had my license

Attempted suicide

Self harmed

Worn coloured contacts

Painted my nails black

Broken someone’s heart

Had my heart broken

Cried for an hour straight

Lost something very valuable

Got separated from one of my parents as a kid

Broken a bone

Eaten something bad/expired

Threw up from being so drunk

Saw someone throw up from being so drunk

Danced with someone of the same sex

Owned an ipod

Owned an iphone

Fell for a best friend

Stole a friend’s significant other

Went far away from home for more than a week

Moved out

Ran away

Had a job

Been fired

Lied to a friend

Lied to a family member

Had a Facebook

Posted a video on Youtube

Started a rumor about someone

Talked bad about someone

Deliberately failed a test

Been skinny dipping

Counted to a million

Counted to a thousand

Ate rabbit meat

Ate duck meat

Had fast food.

Been to Church

Been to Canada

Been married

Had a divorce

Broke a glass

Hugged someone today

Texted someone today

Received a phone call today

Threw something out of the window

Ignored a text from someone on purpose

Wished you were somebody else

Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them

Been to a concert

Seen your favorite band live

Met a celebrity

Own more than 10 CD’s