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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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Mutual one: I HATE my job I need to kill everyone in this smoothie shop.. if someone orders one more banana strawberry twister I’m gonna cause 9/12

Mutual two: *picture of two Beatles standing side by side not even looking at each other* how could anyone see this and not think they fucked

Mutual three: here’s why I think every character from Macbeth is a trans allegory

Mutual four: *indecipherable string of tik tok brainrot that it would take a linguist to understand. You feel that you are getting old despite the fact you’re not*

Mutual five: *picture of the beatles playing music* the foursomes went crazy

Mutual six: I’m drinking a strawberry-banana smoothie. My life is good #smoothie #banana #strawberry #fruitsmoothie

Mutual seven: some notes on the oil rig Zelda au because everyone’s been in my inbox asking for more

Mutual eight: *disco Elysium character* I’m going to fuck them

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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these are KILLING me

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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️

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i'm excited to live the rest of my life like it belongs to me