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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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I live here rent free ty

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(via)

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incredible........

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Catch me if you can, John Divola (because)

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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have u ever seen these. these are so fucking cute

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Poké-Koinobori

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The Golden Girls by Al Hirschfeld

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Sorry if this isn't where they go, but I've been holding onto this doozy.

Official ominous sign

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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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