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hey i love him

doodled this screencap

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Adam: Please, Takashi… After everything we went through together. You can’t do this.

Shiro: I’m sorry, Adam.

Adam: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Shiro: It has to be done…

Adam:

Shiro:

Adam:

Shiro, placing a draw 4 card: Uno.

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this is how keith looked at acxa last time they saw each other in person before s7 and he looks disgusted LOL. but anyways he also looks so hot so i get why acxa wants to suck his dick so bad these days cos honestly so do i man. if keith looked at me like that i’d rmbr him for years too

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THE ODD1sOUT PUT LANCE IN HIS VIDEO IM FJSJSKSS

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A REMINDER

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type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

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Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator 

;)

Reblog and say which one you got

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voltron au where everything’s the same except keith uses a butter sock instead of a sword

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Shiro + Adam’s dates: a saga

*****

-going to red lobster. Not to eat, but to watch the lobsters fight in the tank

-Lana Del Rey karaoke

-watching the Emoji Movie in theaters and spending $300 on popcorn, Coca Cola, milkshakes, nachos, hot dogs and m&ms

-Flirting w/ Starbucks baristas to get free drinks for each other

Shiro: babe I told you

Adam: what

Adam: told me what

Shiro: i-……. Never mind

Adam: no what’s wrong

Shiro: I wanted almond milk

Adam: and I wanted cheesecake factory but here we are broke ass

-watering Adam’s mom’s tomato garden in exchange for 15 minutes in the jacuzzi

-getting trapped in an elevator and making out for 3 hours then realizing neither one of them pressed any buttons

-driving 867 miles into the wilderness to look at Shiro’s favorite tree, then carving “❤️A.W.+T.S.❤️” into the bark

-olive garden, to test how much cheese a waiter will grate before giving up

Some poor server, grating parmesan: say when :)

Adam: :)

*half an hour later*

The Server, in tears: sir please my wrist and my job are on the line

Adam: :)

-throwing water balloons and Keith and Pidge’s tree house (Adam’s secret  excuse to assert his dominance over Keith)

Shiro: truce???

Keith, dripping wet, releasing a barrage of Pidge’s science fair rocks: I’ll see you in hell, four eyes

Shiro: - please stop-

Adam, getting the garden hose ready: tell em who sent you and kiss your ass goodbye

-flipping through all 4238 cable channels and taking a shot every time a straight white couple kisses

-visiting the World War III museum and responding to everything with “this is so sad Alexa can we assassinate capitalists”

-adopting 26 cats from the animal shelter despite Adam being allergic

Adam, eyes watering and skin breaking out in hives: 3 of these look just like your brother lmao

Shiro: I got him here too

Shiro: baby are u sure ur okay

Adam: yeah

Adam:

-thiefing whole ass traffic lights and stop signs

-motorcycle rides going 90 mph on the highway after midnight

Shiro:

Adam:

-a picnic in the middle of the mountains, in a field of Indian paintbrush and dyer’s woad. This is where, stuttering, Shiro tells Adam he loves him. Wine drunk, they fall asleep in each other’s arms.

Shiro, blindfolded: this is kinky

Adam: not the time, Takashi

Shiro: where are we going

Adam: you’ll see baby ;)))))

*he takes off the blindfold to reveal Chuck E Cheese*

Adam: happy birthday my love

Adam: I know you never got to come here as a kid so

Shiro, in tears: you’re the best boyfriend in the world

- a lantern festival:

Adam, singing in falsetto: and at last I see the liiiiiiight

Shiro, with the stupidest biggest grin: shut up you’re so corny

*writing wishes on their paper lanterns*

Adam: what did you wish for takashi

Shiro, blushing: a lifetime with you ❤️ 💕😍😘😍❤️

Shiro: why,??? what did you write ;)))

Adam, immediately yeeting the lantern that says “God better gimme the ass I deserve” into the air: it’s a secret ;^)))

-Sneaking into the Garrison prom to slow dance :

Adam, with his head on Shiro’s chest: Takashi?

Shiro: hmm???

Adam: can I ask you something

Shiro, sweating through his tux: 💓 sure

Adam: what color is your toothbrush

Shiro:…….. We live together

Shiro: it’s red you walnut

Adam: just like my undying love for you

Shiro:

Keith, materializing between them: save room for Jesus you thirsty bastards

-IHOP at 3am to share a stack of chocolate mousse pancakes and talk shit about other pilots

-laser tag, in which Adam hands Shiro his own ass

*in bed*

Adam: babe please

Adam: Takashi

Shiro: not after what you did

Adam: I won fair and square

Shiro: you’re a total idiot if you think I’ll let you even touch me

Adam:

-the state fair:

Adam: win me that giant sloth

Shiro: alright but I need your help

Adam: wh-

Shiro: Im gonna put cotton candy in your hair and while you freak out and distract the guy I’ll sneak around the tent and grab the prize

-Shiro does however wins Adam a my little pony after destroying the strength tester with the power of his gay powered muscles and big dick energy. Adam repays him with a kiss at the top of the ferris wheel

-after a particularly bad finals week they go clubbing to get fucking wasted. In the morning Shiro wakes up with a broken ring pop on his finger. Adam, still passed out, has one too. Neither remembers what happened but maybe it’s meant to be.

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say what you will, but the dynamic between blue paladin lance and red paladin keith slaps and was always better than black paladin keith and red paladin lance and none of you will ever convince me otherwise.

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a while back on twitter i thought about a princess bride au and rewatching it last night made me remember it again so heres some sketches lmao 

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me: im mad abt the lack of lgbt rep in voltron

yall: SAY IT LOUDER PPL ARE FUCJIGN DEAF

me: im mad abt the racism in voltron

yall:

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you’re the closest to heaven that i’ll ever be

me: *listens to love songs n draws klance* i-is this self care? 

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>>Click on the image<<

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That’s not my baby. Yeet that Mean Keith Right outta here. 

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I’m just gonna keep making these until I feel better.

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I’ll never give up on them