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Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

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What happens on the backside of my cross stitch project is between me and God

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They should ship Brennan Lee Mulligan over to the UK and make him compete in Taskmaster. I think it'd be sort of a vacation from the kind of experiments that Sam plays on him

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hearing that your characterizations are good is like. the best thing to hear as a fic writer.

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

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getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

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Listen all I have to say about Cloudward, Ho! is that if Mr. Maxwell "A Gentleman Fister" Gotch doesn't kiss a man by the end of this campaign??? I'm gonna lose it a little bit

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I love talking nonsense with you and I hope that we can talk nonsense with each other for the rest of our lives.

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

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it will pass ..