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BIG REVEAL ‼ @swellisti713-blog endorses fhis new and upcoming miracle being foreseen somewhere far upon the green horizon, voted yes yes and YES on every motherfucking box ❎check✔ and list📝 to be allowing the clouds to bunch together on the dawn of a true hater slayer day...ain't that fucking spectacular news⁉️

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Have they seen the character wearing a fake erect penis on his pants

No because newgens on tiktok are crying about how Vivziepop is gonna put too many swears in homestuck as if one of homestucks stylistic trademarks isnt excessive profanity don't talk to me or my 2.5k "fucks" in homestuck ever again.

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Why did my post end up here I didn't post this here

Gamzee + a hole full of broken plates that he dutifully buried there

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Its only giygas if youre not on the receiving end of blessings and love and are missing the details brother...a mirror can be two things at once and only one at once too. rest be assured youre getting the love going on ‼

See ? :o)

looking thru old messages and goddamn i was so annoying how did any of my friends like me back then i wanna pull a grandfather paradox on her

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Tell me why the fuck I still wear my bindi behind my bangs and then I got to walk into my house and my roommate, said huge source of that feeling that my Hinduism is my dirty secret to the extent I'm unsure if he would kick me out if he knew what me and my fiance do, I mean shit when he just found out I was a vegetarian he immediately started grilling me on why and was trying to force me to say it was from some Christian perspective which I refused to do but I striped it up so he wouldn't know but I didn't have to lie either, is in his room fully comfortable sounding like he's having a goddamn seizure as he talks in tongues so loud you can hear it across the house. Also very interesting to me that tongues is considered the official language of angels and yet I have heard multiple people talk in it and it absolutely is never consistent linguistically in enunciation or sound nor is the same "word" ever repeated and it is always very similar to whatever non English language the person has heard the most. I used to just see Christians as a neutral entity which was gracious as fuck given what they'd still put me through but they're starting to severely piss me off enough to do something about it

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I met a man who was wearing a top hat and some sort of velvet suit walking on stilts in New Orleans who told my brother to stay in school because he'd been there for 30 years and as he said that he walked backwards into the darkness until we couldn't see him anymore

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Every time my fiance sends me a picture from work it's almost always either this or his before and afters of polishing things where he's waiting on my praise

To be fair he is very good at polishing things

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I've never burned a CD but I have thrown them into fires and it looks cool as hell my brothers I recommend you give it a big fat try and as you see it looking all magical like remember who it was that sent you into CD burning city 💯

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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How could I have missed this...this stunning depiction of Honk Dick and his Beaded Bitch getting down with the sexual clown...I'm unsure if you prefer the second one due to a love of the beautiful parental intimacy they share, gone from raising bald and hostile monsters to raising 14 haired up and ready to get their slay on towards the haters little marsh miracles, or if its because their raw honk sessions frighten you with the realization of the true power of motherfucking love, and if it's the latter...

You have a lot to learn.

HELLO @voparwave69. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED. THAT YOU RECOGNIZE THE SUPERIORITY OF MY ART. AND HAVE "COMMISSIONED" ME TO DRAW YOU ONE.

SPECIFICALLY OF HONK FRIEND AND HIS BITCH. "SLOPPILY MAKING OUT".

WHILE THIS IS OF COURSE A MASTERPIECE. I WILL ALSO BE INCLUDING A VERSION OF THIS ARTWORK. THAT IS MUCH MORE TO MY TASTE. HOWEVER. BECAUSE YOU DID NOT "COMMISSION" IT. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED I CAN NOT CHARGE YOU FOR THE SECOND ONE.

LET IT NEVER BE SAID YOUR LORD IS NOT GENEROUS.

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Ganzee glued it to the wall when she wasn't looking is the likely answer...also your tags...I don't think so because I virtually always respond to posts I'm mentioned in

hi

Perfect timing as I was just thinking of you brother...can you send me a picture of Colmbi...

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In the strawberry moon of 2023 I was talking to my fiance and I said I wanted to make a wish and when I said that the biggest brightest meteor I've ever seen streaked across the sky and it made a sonic boom and then when I got home me and my fiance kissed and his lips tasted like strawberries and when I asked how he did that he just winked at me for striped reasons

Strawberry Supermoon from China

Credits: Jeff Dai, TWAN

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My fiance but he actually kills them (usually in the metaphor of birth and death where you are not actually dead but your entire way of life is)

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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My dad was I think either the first or one if the first 5 people to take suboxone in my state, amd has become a suboxone master...and now...I carry the torch from him

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That cheetah bitch won't evade me for much longer...

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Heh heh...I spy a jester mask on the wall...somebody's down with the clown after all 😏

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Perfect timing as I was just thinking of you brother...can you send me a picture of Colmbi...

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yes you are very silly and Salami is my weirdest kid (in a very good way that I love) and Pizza is my sweetest kid and Loops is my kid that we have really long ass conversations about charactr theories and Nest comes and goes but I love Nest, I mean Gamzees big naturals, what kind of fantastic fucking name is that...I'm still getting to know my other kids, I have fucking 14 of them, and I can only remember like 10 or so of them :o( we need a family motherfucking reunion...

This photo I randomly took goes hard

(also HI MOMMMMMM)

Aw man that would have gotten some numbers back in certain circles of 2014 Tumblr...and hey my baby Helium :o) I am so glad I remembered which baby you are because I think after you I started mad forgetting everybody's names...

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BLARGGHHH hai

give your fiance a hello and an aap kaise ho from my end yeah??

<3 <3 <3

ur so cool

I WILL...he loves when I tell him my good pals on here all (usually) think he's awesome...only two people didn't but that is because he is the master hater slayer who taught me everything I know so if he doesn't like them, then what else are they, but a hater...so your aap kaise ho will make him all kinds of happy :o) and he will tell you how he is...his heart is full of love as he stirs up our hater slayer cauldron...you are cool too and one day I will know Hindi well enough to post in it and not worry that you will see me talking with the linguistic skills of a caveman