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worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

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it would have been so fun to drunk drive your horse in the 18th century

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Obsessed with this energy tbh

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i love reading UFO shit from the early 2000s bc the aliens are always like "On our planet we had a ruler very similar to your George Bush, but our superior minds did not vote for him. That is why we can teleport."

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got a pussy like an ashtray

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im on caffeine and medical grade weed plants. Ill face a silverback gorilla and a fully grown male tiger in the middle of a field right now mate.  Geographic scan. complete. terrain mapping. Complete. perfect gps spacial awareness of their fangs and danger areas. 2 enemys. confirmed. time slows down and im creating illusions these beasts have never been able to comprehend. they arent attacking me because im not allowing their emotional state to reach the point where i am a threat.  the tiger and gorilla start fighting. im back flipping over them back and forth as they start to fatigue. i ride the tiger into the jungle, dissapear and disengage completely. now its me and the field gorilla. Hes tired. Im tired. Hes ugly. Im ugly. Hes smart... Im smart. I understand him. We become one. We cannot fight with ourselves. We fight to defend our selves. i teach him english...hes my son.

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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hoffman's car

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‘viva la death’ boots by into into