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ray chase: got some straight gas 🔥this game is called “Date Everything”you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

50 hours later: dude I swear I just saw a corpse in the attic

my nonbinary lamp tweeting: Addressing the allegations (1/57

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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yo why this game about kissing objects lowkey fire

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

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God forbid women have hobbies

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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“God is dead” -Zendaya

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besties i enjoy date everything so much but i am also so incredibly lost on what im supposed to do with Maggie’s route when it gets to the Sinclair investigation. it feels like everything i choose is the incorrect choice and i need help lol

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date everything makes a great point by opening with the MC being replaced by A*I, but then highlighting the importance of real, human, authentic personification and performances for the rest of the entire game by literally bringing objects to life w full voice acting to boot

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?