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Pirates really are the only type of career criminal that’s considered fun entertainment for children now. Try to pitch the idea for a soft play area with an “international drug cartel” theme and suddenly it’s “inappropriate” and everyone’s “concerned”

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this is so fucking funny to me. who wants to join the ancient athenian evil dining club with me

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It's fydungeon friday

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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

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Woah, check out this sick sculpture. I wonder what kind of honor this place holds. I bet they esteemed some wicked deeds in there.

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Haha get loved unconditionally idiot. Get absolutely fuckin cherished. Lol you're about to be hugged so hard. I appreciate you deeply as a person, what you gonna do about it? Nothing lmao

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

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Hatsune miku in the invader zim style

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When your DM does the dialogue for the monsters but can’t do the voices.

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gonna tell my kids this was plato’s allegory of the cave

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Ritual Magic makes a lot more sense when you understand that its basically live historical improv theater. It can be profound, cathartic, deeply important. And like most forms of live theater, it can be kinda cringe even if you're really good at it.

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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

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listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

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im addicted to this video btw i quote it daily