vort3x
vort3x
Emotionally Compromised by Robots
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Maelstrom || they/them || robots my beloved || a mashed up paste of fandoms though mostly Transformers || forever incarcerated in gay baby jail
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vort3x · 7 hours ago
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commission for anonymous!
(commissions closing soon!)
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vort3x · 9 hours ago
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the kind of thing prowl is being sent on a daily basis
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vort3x · 1 day ago
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HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
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vort3x · 1 day ago
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Half a month has passed already but still... Happy Pride Month!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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vort3x · 1 day ago
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“I’ll never talk” ok that’s cool. didn’t really expect you to. I’m not gonna torture you for information—I have an elaborate espionage network for that. everyone knows torture is an unreliable means of extracting information and anything obtained from it is not to be trusted. I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all the torture science. if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s the foolish notion that torture serves a practical purpose. no, my torture dungeon exists for good, clean fun. it’s all about the love of the game. strap ’em to the rack, boys!
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vort3x · 1 day ago
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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker
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vort3x · 1 day ago
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My first round of sticker designs for this year's TFN! I really hope you like them - I'm just happy I finally managed to draw something again!
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vort3x · 1 day ago
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Thundercracker may be kind of stupid sometimes… but listen he doesn’t like being under pressure 😒 at least he pulled up Soundwave after that
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vort3x · 1 day ago
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"You're preaching to the converted. We aim to maim!"
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vort3x · 1 day ago
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the transition from people needing each other to wanting each other is literally one of my greatest weaknesses that shit makes me want to walk into the sea and sit on the ocean floor for a thousand years
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vort3x · 3 days ago
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Another one of those moments where I had to put the book down and stare at the wall for a little bit
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vort3x · 3 days ago
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Source
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vort3x · 3 days ago
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sometimes love is accepting your partner for who they are
…yes, even their random alligator fixation
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vort3x · 3 days ago
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Just thinking about the Sanctuary Moon fandom. I’d like to believe there’s an author out there crafting like. Canon-compliant, plot-heavy stories that are big on action and light (if not nonexistent) on romance. With good characterization and a real attention to detail for space travel, the fics are largely beloved by fans, many of whom go so far as to describe the fics as “better than the show.”
There’s just. Okay there’s just one little hiccup you’d need to know going into this body of fics. And that is that OP for some reason always includes a random SecUnit OC.
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vort3x · 3 days ago
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I’ve been thinking about this TikTok for a week
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vort3x · 3 days ago
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vort3x · 4 days ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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