vortain-engineer

[vortain-engineer]

Hello Jax yes i am human I asked what type of alien you are because you look so unique I’ve never seen a Vortian that looks like you ❤️

Hehe sorry for the late reply!!

[vortain-engineer]

Oh crap it’s this blogs birthday already? YIPPEE

[vortain-engineer]

A WHORE

[vortain-engineer]

A DIRTY WHORE

OI FUCK YOU MATE

[vortain-engineer]

RARARARARARARA

MY MOTHERS A WHA- >:0

[vortain-engineer]

awwweee!

Jax 🎵

What do you know, I couldn't pick one again. Here @vortain-engineer

[vortain-engineer]

AAA WHATS HAPPENING WHY WAS I TAGGED

Jax 🎵

What do you know, I couldn't pick one again. Here @vortain-engineer

[vortain-engineer]

>:[

Thanks for being kind to me the way that you were. And thanks for letting me help you in return. You got a great life ahead of you. Bye, Jax...

- @resisty-zim

huh?? WAIT WHATS HAPPENING ARE YOU DYING OR SOMETHING-

[vortain-engineer]

Thanks for being kind to me the way that you were. And thanks for letting me help you in return. You got a great life ahead of you. Bye, Jax...

- @resisty-zim

huh?? WAIT WHATS HAPPENING ARE YOU DYING OR SOMETHING-

[vortain-engineer]

Resisty Zim AU Animatic - Ready As I'll Ever Be

Watch here on YouTube.

Featuring characters from the @gotta-resisty Invader Zim AU. More specifically, @agents-pinkies, @the-cooler-gaz, @resisty-zim, @agnt-of-chaos, @resisty-tak, @vortain-engineer @agent-redblu, and @commandor-lard-nar.

[vortain-engineer]

yep 😭

Interesting, is there a certain limit where I won't fix the ship?

I mean this in the most respectful way possible but reading this made me Hella confused

I think you’re a bit confused hun- people pay me to repair their ships not the other way around XD

unless you’re asking if there’s a certain limit where I won’t fix the ship?

[vortain-engineer]

oh my bad! There’s really no limit as long as the employer actually tries to pay me a reasonable price and not try and FUCKING REFUSE TO PAY BECAUSE “ALL VORTAINS ARE SLAVES TO THE IRKEN EMPIRE” APPARENTLY AND THEN PROCEED TO SHOOT ME IN THE ARM SO THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO FUCKING PAY LIKE LAST TIME

But besides then yea there’s no limit! I’m known as the galaxies best technician for a reason ;)

Interesting, is there a certain limit where I won't fix the ship?

I mean this in the most respectful way possible but reading this made me Hella confused

I think you’re a bit confused hun- people pay me to repair their ships not the other way around XD

unless you’re asking if there’s a certain limit where I won’t fix the ship?

[vortain-engineer]

What type of alien are you

Oh I’m a vortain sweetie! But ya can call me jax! ^^

nice to meet ya hun! And your a hu-man correct?

[vortain-engineer]

Oooo, a mechanic? Do you have any experience in piloting? And how do you travel across the multiverse? Do you have a device similar to the Breach?

-@navigator-nii-15

Oh hello! Well to answer your question I do know my fair share of piloting- it is how I get from place to place in my dimension. How I travel across the multiverse though is my little secret 😉

I’m curious though what’s a breach if you don’t mind me asking?

[vortain-engineer]

Interesting, is there a certain limit where I won't fix the ship?

I mean this in the most respectful way possible but reading this made me Hella confused

I think you’re a bit confused hun- people pay me to repair their ships not the other way around XD

unless you’re asking if there’s a certain limit where I won’t fix the ship?

[vortain-engineer]

We've been trying to reach you about your fur's extended warranty.

honey I don’t think fur has a warranty ^^

AT LEAST I HOPE NOT-

[vortain-engineer]

Not my fault you’re short sweetie 🤭

AND BESIDES YOU WERE COMPLETELY PASSED OUT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO???? DRAG YOU????

I would very much appreciate it if people would

STOP PICKING ME UP!!!!!!!