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draft I made at 3:39 in the morning

no notes, I think it holds up

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WATCH THIS VIDEO PLEASE!!!!!!

god it's so fucked that L3's entire character in Solo is just making fun of her for being an overzealous obnoxious feminist droid wanting emancipation as a joke but like. it's pretty fucking clear a lot of, if not all droids in star wars are sentient. they deserve that freedom. i wouldnt feel bad about owning a toaster but i would if the toaster was sentient. OH AND THEN THEY PERMANENTLY TRAP HER CONSCIOUSNESS INSIDE THE MILLENNIUM FALCON, UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE EVER AGAIN EXCEPT FOR C3PO. fucking free my girl.

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god it's so fucked that L3's entire character in Solo is just making fun of her for being an overzealous obnoxious feminist droid wanting emancipation as a joke but like. it's pretty fucking clear a lot of, if not all droids in star wars are sentient. they deserve that freedom. i wouldnt feel bad about owning a toaster but i would if the toaster was sentient. OH AND THEN THEY PERMANENTLY TRAP HER CONSCIOUSNESS INSIDE THE MILLENNIUM FALCON, UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE EVER AGAIN EXCEPT FOR C3PO. fucking free my girl.

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love overhearing things at queer meets like "bitch youre like half my age" "fuck you im legally able consent" and "I paid taxes once!!!"

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Your hatred of porn is opening the door for fascism btw.

You don't need to watch it or consume it but you have to be okay with it existing.

Your disgust with pornagraphic material is the right's gateway into your soul, don't let them in, you give them an inch they'll take a mile and include you and your wholesome queer content in their destruction.

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the extremely unrealistic transition goal of wanting to have a big fluffy tail

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i wanna talk about this shot

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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Trans men are awesome and lovely and I love them.

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You've been a Good cast-iron pan. Let Mommy take care of you... I'm going to Rub Oil all over you and Bake you at 230°C and you're going to like it... Badly behaved Pans go into the dishwasher and get Scrubbed with a Metal Sponge.

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• Incoming transmission: a conversation between a Child of Cyberstan and an Illuminari cultist •

Wait, you don't want Super Earth destroyed?

No.

Even after all they've done?!

Correct.

Do you even know how the cyborgs came to be?

Obviously. You think I don't know about the abandoned miners?

And still you'd let them roam free?!

Again, yes, I would.

Then what's even the point of your resistance?

We just wanna go home.

Back to Cyberstan, right?

Yes.

And what will you do when you get there?

We rebuild our civilization. We refashion our military into a defense force until the war is over. We live again.

Good luck trying to convince them to not go after you.

Peace is never easy. For anyone. It requires at least a ceasefire between us. There will be some who keep to their prejudices; on all sides. But it's the best outcome for us all.

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Ooh! Some very good questions!

If you wanna do some writing about this, I will not stop you. I'd love to see what you come up with!

Hey, so I was wondering "Hmm... what would robot hrt look like?", so I got to writing.

1 month: Spots of metal start appearing on skin, causing serious itching and occasional bleeding.

3 months: Eyes start being replaced with ocular sensors, causing itching and poor eyesight, especially if the eyes are being replaced instead (I.e. two eyes being replaced with only one eye). Your senses of touch, smell, and taste will also start diminishing.

6 months: Metal replacement starts speeding up, especially in flatter areas like the chest. Metal should also start replacing muscle tissue. From here the pain should be excruciating; take painkillers if you have them.

10 months: Internal organs start shifting, making way for artificial organs. Interior walls start being replaced with metal.

12 months: Touch, taste, and smell should be completely gone by now, but should still eat to fuel what's left of your biological body.

16 months: Biological organs start detaching as artificials are put into place; will have to be extricate anally or verbally. Laxatives are strongly advised. Your old eyes should be gone completely, allowing you to see out of your new ocular sensors.

20 months: Outer flesh should be entirely metal by now, causing increased strength and muscle mass.

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“well they identify as an animal so ill treat em like one.”

Wtf How are you treating animals..?

Erm sir an animal still deserves respect and love?

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DAUNTLESS || ULTRAKILL comic

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I think if you support a clothing optional spaces but don’t support the idea of everybody being naked because some bodies ‘make people uncomfortable’ I don’t think you really support clothing optional spaces

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What kinda fuckass marketing?

I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

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